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May 4, 2022A Fundraising Email from the Galactic Senate Majority Leader
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May 4, 2021Scenes Deleted from Star Wars Because the Stormtroopers Came Off As Too Relatable
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May 4, 2021The Empire Should Continue Working Remotely Post-Pandemic
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November 20, 2020Quiz: Should You Expose Your Relative to COVID-19 This Thanksgiving?
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November 9, 2020The Nightmare Is Finally Over, and We Can Say with Absolute Certainty That There Will Never Be Another Death Star Ever Again
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October 5, 2020Rebels, Please Join Me in Wishing Emperor Palpatine Well
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July 28, 2020Sending In More Stormtroopers Is the Only Way to Restore Law and Order to the Rogue Planet of Alderaan
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June 12, 2020The New Republic Names Its Military Bases
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June 4, 2020Yes, the Empire Blew Up Another Planet, But Do You Really Need to Attack the Death Star?
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January 13, 2020Teen Yoda
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