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Luke Burns
Luke Burns is a writer whose work has been published by The New Yorker, The American Bystander, and in The Best of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and The McSweeney’s Book of Politics and Musicals. He writes for a sketch team at the UCB Theatre, and co-hosts the monthly show “An Evening of Humorous Readings.” Learn more at lukevburns.com.
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September 14, 2022The Secret to Great Writing Is Taking Dozens of Showers a Day
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June 18, 2020Celebrating the Hilarious Work of Brian Agler
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December 16, 2019Dr. Manhattan’s 12 Days of Christmas
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November 10, 2017Similes Involving Bad Similes
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February 9, 2015White Noise or White Noise?
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February 17, 2014Attempts to Find a Symbol for the Conflict Between My Screenplay’s Protagonist and Antagonist
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August 2, 2013Fragments from the Ancient Gospels of “The Church of a Pretty Good God.”
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May 13, 2013I’d Like To Take a Moment to Talk About the Plight of Drone Veterans
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December 19, 2012Audience Participation Cues for the My Dinner With André Midnight Madness Screening
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July 25, 2011The Birthday Clown Consortium Price Guide
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November 19, 2010FAQ: The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Thesis Defense
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December 3, 2009North Korea’s Most Controversial Standup Comic Performs At The People’s Shack Of Laffs
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