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July 26, 2022James Bond Quotes, If He Were a Karen
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July 25, 2022Reasons for My Résumé Gap More Reassuring to Employers Than Being a Stay-at-Home Dad
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July 22, 2022Foolproof Alternatives to Banned Birth Control
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July 21, 2022Hemingway Updated for the Post-Roe Generation
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July 20, 2022Reasons My Kid’s Barbie Is Increasingly Relatable as I Approach Middle Age
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July 19, 2022The Count from Sesame Street Lists All the Ways You Failed Your Toddler Today
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July 18, 2022Emily Dickinson Poem or an Early Aughts Emo Lyric?
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July 7, 2022My Forties in Internet Headlines
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June 29, 2022First Drafts of Classic Movie Quotes
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June 22, 2022Is It Your First Summer After College or Did Your Toddler Just Become Eligible for the COVID-19 Vaccine?
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June 16, 2022How to Give Directions Like My Dad
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June 14, 2022Increasingly Difficult Situations to Catch a Foul Ball in the Stands
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 29, 2022I’m Not Like Other Fascists