Lists

List: Tom Petty’s Guide to Academic Promotion: A Playlist

List: Academic Job Market Strategies or Fortnite Tips?

List: Ten Honest Yard Signs for Bicoastal Liberals

List: Who Said it: Dorothy Parker or Special Counsel Robert Mueller?

List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?

List: What Your Favorite 2000s Emo Pop Band Says About You

List: A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer

List: Seen On a Telephone Pole In Your Neighborhood

List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide

List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”

List: Major English Poets, Evaluated By Whether or Not They Fucked

List: Applying Bible Verses About Discipline to My Two-Year-Old, Who Only Cares About Watching Daniel Tiger