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June 24, 2019List: Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?
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June 21, 2019List: 4 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”
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June 20, 2019List: How to Chair an Academic Committee
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June 19, 2019List: Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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June 18, 2019List: Jesus, Mom, I Actually Thought We Were Bonding On This College Tour Until You Literally Said This
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June 17, 2019List: Towns in Pennsylvania or My Google Searches in 5th Grade?
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June 13, 2019List: Famous Opening Lines: On Fleek
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June 12, 2019List: Let’s Go Around the Room and Introduce Ourselves, for Introverts
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June 11, 2019List: Things People Say to Me, a Disabled Person Taking Prescription Medications, When They Hear I Won’t Have Health Insurance Upon Finishing Grad School
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June 10, 2019List: Ways to Secretly Pass Another Woman a Tampon Without Alarming Nearby Menfolk
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June 7, 2019List: Unanswered 1980s Movie Want Ads
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June 6, 2019List: Six Summertime Childcare Options for Working Parents
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book