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almost every day
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October 25, 2019List: Slutty Halloween Costumes At Their Day Jobs
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October 23, 2019List: Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner At Olive Garden
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October 22, 2019List: 10 Ways to Drive Your Man Totally and Unrelentingly Crazy
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October 21, 2019List: Elon Musk or Toad of Toad Hall?
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October 18, 2019List: Magic 8 Ball Answers for Middle Age
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October 17, 2019List: 11 Ways You Are Superior to VSCO Girls
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October 16, 2019List: Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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October 15, 2019List: Five Things I’d Rather Get Hit With Than Have to Hear Led Zeppelin’s “All My Love”
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October 11, 2019List: Books You Want Your Child to Buy At the Book Fair and the Books They Are Absolutely Bringing Home Instead
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October 10, 2019List: Rudy Giuliani’s Daily Affirmations
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October 10, 2019List: Why Mark Zuckerberg Is a Better Chinese Person Than I Am, According to My Grandmother
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October 9, 2019List: Mistakes Average Americans Have in Common With Notable Endorsers of the 45th President
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