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August 19, 2021Every Album by [Artist/Band], Ranked from Worst to Best
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August 18, 2021Legal Compensation for Straight Women on Dating Apps
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August 13, 2021Variations of the “Marco Polo” Pool Game Based on Other Explorers
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July 30, 2021As an Indigenous Person, Here Are Some Land Acknowledgments I Hope Never Happen
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July 27, 2021Do You Have a Toddler or Is Your House Haunted by the Ghost of the Widow of an 1800s Sea Captain?
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July 23, 2021Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist
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July 22, 2021Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)
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July 19, 2021Seeking Despotic Facebook Moderator
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July 8, 2021Are You Vacationing with Children or Starring in a Gripping Medical Drama?
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July 7, 2021People Who Accomplished Incredible Things at a Young Age, Taken Down a Peg
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July 2, 2021Are You a Participant in a Child’s Made-Up Game or Josef K. from Kafka’s The Trial?
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June 29, 2021Triggering Password-Recovery Questions
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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October 18, 2021My Existentialist Life Hacks