Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Lists
Send your list submissions to lists@mcsweeneys.net.
(Submission guidelines)
-
February 28, 2019List: Rejected Song Titles From Vampire Weekend’s New Album
-
February 27, 2019List: I’m a Social Media #Nonfluencer and I’m Living My Worst Life
-
February 26, 2019List: Classic Literary Characters’ Advice for Coping With Seasonal Affective Disorder
-
February 25, 2019List: How to Prepare for Your Fresh Air Interview with Terry Gross
-
February 22, 2019List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
-
February 22, 2019List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
-
February 21, 2019List: Improv Comedy Rules for Pessimists
-
February 19, 2019List: My Minimalist Lifehacks
-
February 15, 2019List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020
-
February 14, 2019List: New Love Languages
-
February 14, 2019List: Romantic Tips to Help Spice Things Up for Couples With Four Children and Two Full-Time Jobs
-
February 12, 2019List: Riddles for Soon-to-Graduate College Students
Trending 🔥
-
March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
-
March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
-
March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
-
April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding