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December 20, 2019Holiday Letters from Legends of Greek Mythology
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December 19, 2019King Herod’s Holiday Tweetstorm
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December 17, 2019Sexy Bedtime Talk for Grown-Ass Adults
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December 13, 2019Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors
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December 12, 2019The Only Possible Poems
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December 11, 2019How I Describe Progressive Issues I Support When Visiting My Republican Family for the Holidays
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December 10, 2019I Was Recently Hired to Analyze Diversity At a Business. Here Are the Names of People I Have Met So Far
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December 9, 2019The Art of War, For Toddlers
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December 6, 2019Memory Tricks for My Medications, or Why My Pharmacist Hates Me
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December 5, 2019Ten Questions to Ask Someone Instead of “When Are You Going to Have a Baby?”
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December 4, 2019My Toddler or an IKEA Chair?
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December 3, 2019Course Evaluations for Famous Teachers In Classic Literature
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director