“Fixing Medicaid”
“Deficit reduction”
“Fiscal responsibility”
“Wealth redistribution (direction undisclosed)”
“Cutting waste, fraud, abuse (and some health insurance)”
“A big, beautiful social welfare cut”
“Classic Reaganism”
“Undoing Biden’s budget mess”
“Operation Keep the President from Saying Mean Things About Us on Social Media”
“Tightening Medicaid”
“Not cutting Medicaid”
“Boosting emergency rooms with more business”
“Enforcing work requirements”
“Bipartisanship (we’ve considered Mitch McConnell a Democrat ever since he voted against Pete Hegseth)”
“Cutting entitlements like spending for entitled people. Who likes entitled people?”
“Prioritizing the border”
“Slashing spending across the budget”
“Blame Grok (it wrote the bill)”
“The opposite of Obamacare”
“Freeing Medicaid recipients to find better coverage elsewhere”
“The Anti-Luigi initiative”
“We finally beat Medicaid”
“Take it up with the Freedom Caucus. Me? I’m on board with anything that increases the SALT cap”
“Surviving an Elon-funded primary challenge”
“Something for Trump to blame when we lose the House in 2026”
“Can we talk about Laken Riley instead?”
“Just be grateful we’re doing this via legislation and not a legally dubious executive order”
“Literally what did you think we were going to do with our majority?”
“Look over there—it’s an antisemitic illegal migrant drag queen!”
“Medicaid reform”
“Gutting Medicaid”