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All posts tagged
republicans
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October 13, 2021As a Teacher, I Agree With Mitch McConnell: Parents Should Tell Schools What to Teach
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October 1, 2021Karl Marx Pitches His $3.5 Trillion Budget Plan
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September 2, 2021As Republicans, We Believe the Right to Life Extends from Conception Until Birth
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August 2, 2021We Apologize for Claiming Critical Race Theory Will Make Your Children Sacrifice Their Classmates to Satan
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June 24, 2021We Can’t Teach Our Nuclear Plant Operators About Critical Reactor Theory and Risk Them Learning About Radiation
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June 23, 2021The Coronavirus Is an Engineered Bio-Weapon, But There’s Still No Way I’ll Ever Get Vaccinated
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June 16, 2021Six Weeks Is Enough Time for a Woman to Realize She’s Pregnant Because That’s How Long It Takes Jesus to Send Doves to Sing “Life is a Highway” Into Her Ear
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June 15, 2021I Forced a Bot to Read 1,000 Emails, Press Releases, and Social Media Posts from Republican Leaders and Then Asked It to Create Its Own Message
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May 25, 2021It Was Not an Insurrection — It Was a Group of Innocent Patriots on Their Way to 2-for-1 Taco Night at Chili’s
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May 25, 2021Sample Lesson Plan by the Texas Education Agency: “This Is Not Who Leatherface Is”
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers