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September 21, 2020The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes
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August 19, 2020Schedule of Speakers for the 2020 Republican National Convention
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June 30, 2020But Nyarlathotep Promised Us New Cenobite Judges Dedicated to Women’s Suffering!
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May 6, 2020The Pro-Life Party Rebrands Itself
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March 24, 2020We Cannot Let the Cure Be Worse Than The Problem So Let’s Let People Die
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February 7, 2020The 2048 Republican Presidential Primary Candidates Debate What Should Be Done About the World’s 250 Million Climate Refugees
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January 27, 2020The Joker’s Defense Lawyers: “Our Client Did Nothing Wrong”
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
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December 17, 2019The Dam Has Not Burst, So There Is No Reason to Rush In and Fix It
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December 11, 2019How I Describe Progressive Issues I Support When Visiting My Republican Family for the Holidays
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 14, 2020I Like My Men Like I Like My… (2020 Edition)
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September 24, 2020Editorial Template For Every Time a Grand Jury Acquits a Police Officer
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September 24, 2020Campaign Donations Amongst the Liberal Elite