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All posts tagged
republicans
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June 24, 2022We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns
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June 21, 2022The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It
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June 6, 2022When Will We Wake Up and Get Tough on Book Control?
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May 25, 2022How to Protect Kids According to Republicans: A Decision Tree
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May 20, 2022Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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April 29, 2022Forgiving Student Debt Is the Right Thing to Do, Which Is Why I, Mitt Romney, Am Against It
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April 1, 2022You Can Lie About Election Fraud and Incite an Insurrection. But If You Accuse Us of Having Sex, That Will Not Stand
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March 24, 2022At This Important Judiciary Hearing, I Hope I Can Win Over At Least One QAnon Conspiracist
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March 22, 2022What Conservative Parents Think My Lesson Plans for Their Children Look Like
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom