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April 10, 2023My Shrine to the Ancient One Is About My Love of History
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February 7, 2023The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings
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January 6, 2023Your Congressional Intern Really Appreciates This Indefinite Extension on Her House Committee Reports
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January 4, 2023Republican House Majority BINGO
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December 5, 2022I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All
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November 9, 2022The Time Has Come for Republicans to Take a Long Look in the Mirror and Keep Doing the Same Thing
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November 4, 2022I Pledge to Accept the Results of the Election as Long as I Win
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November 2, 2022Repeat After Me: “The President’s Party Always Loses the Midterms”
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October 5, 2022Even If Trump Goes to Prison, We Will Remain Steadfast in Our Plans to Completely Fuck Shit Up
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August 29, 2022I’m Frodo Baggins and I Think Destroying the One Ring Wouldn’t Be Fair to Those It Already Ruined
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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October 31, 2024270 Reasons: Because If You Don’t Want to Live in The Handmaid’s Tale, You Really Need to Vote Harris-Walz
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October 31, 2024I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do