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republicans
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October 5, 2022Even If Trump Goes to Prison, We Will Remain Steadfast in Our Plans to Completely Fuck Shit Up
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August 29, 2022I’m Frodo Baggins and I Think Destroying the One Ring Wouldn’t Be Fair to Those It Already Ruined
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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July 6, 2022I Am a Pro-Life Activist Who Will Now Happily Retire from Politics
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June 24, 2022We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns
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June 21, 2022The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It
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June 6, 2022When Will We Wake Up and Get Tough on Book Control?
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May 25, 2022How to Protect Kids According to Republicans: A Decision Tree
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May 20, 2022Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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