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August 2, 2022

Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications

by Brittany K. Fonte
July 6, 2022

I Am a Pro-Life Activist Who Will Now Happily Retire from Politics

by Miles Kahn
June 24, 2022

We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns

by Devorah Blachor
June 21, 2022

The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It

by Andrew Singleton
June 6, 2022

When Will We Wake Up and Get Tough on Book Control?

by Dan Kennedy
May 25, 2022

How to Protect Kids According to Republicans: A Decision Tree

by Carlos Greaves
May 20, 2022

Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps

by Bobbie Armstrong
May 13, 2022

A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage

by Carlos Greaves
April 29, 2022

Forgiving Student Debt Is the Right Thing to Do, Which Is Why I, Mitt Romney, Am Against It

by Carlos Greaves
April 1, 2022

You Can Lie About Election Fraud and Incite an Insurrection. But If You Accuse Us of Having Sex, That Will Not Stand

by Eli Grober

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 15, 2024

Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?

by Casey Rand
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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October 31, 2024

This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

by Matthew Brian Cohen
October 31, 2024

How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition

by Ali Solomon and Wendi Aarons
October 31, 2024

270 Reasons: Because If You Don’t Want to Live in The Handmaid’s Tale, You Really Need to Vote Harris-Walz

by Margaret Atwood
October 31, 2024

I’m Voting for Trump Because of the Things He Says He’ll Do, Which I Don’t Actually Believe He’ll Do

by Miles Kahn