The Believer Magazine
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republicans
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November 4, 2022I Pledge to Accept the Results of the Election as Long as I Win
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November 2, 2022Repeat After Me: “The President’s Party Always Loses the Midterms”
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October 5, 2022Even If Trump Goes to Prison, We Will Remain Steadfast in Our Plans to Completely Fuck Shit Up
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August 29, 2022I’m Frodo Baggins and I Think Destroying the One Ring Wouldn’t Be Fair to Those It Already Ruined
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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July 6, 2022I Am a Pro-Life Activist Who Will Now Happily Retire from Politics
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June 24, 2022We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns
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June 21, 2022The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It
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June 6, 2022When Will We Wake Up and Get Tough on Book Control?
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May 25, 2022How to Protect Kids According to Republicans: A Decision Tree
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 7, 2025Make America Suck Again
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March 19, 2025We Are Free-Speech Absolutists, Unless You Say Something We Disagree With, In Which Case, You’re a Terrorist
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March 19, 2025We Regret to Inform You We Will No Longer Sponsor Your Pride Parade
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach