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All posts tagged
republicans
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August 23, 2017List: Things I’ve Said to My New Puppy or to a Republican Senator?
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August 17, 2017I’m a Moderate, Sane Republican Who is Very Concerned With Grand Chancellor Trump’s Demand to Be Bathed In the Blood of the Impure
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August 2, 2017I Keep Confusing Ayn Rand and Jesus
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July 17, 2017Doctors’ Note: Senator McCain Will Return to Repeal Obamacare as Soon as He’s Recovered, Thanks to Obamacare
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July 5, 2017Monologue: I Don’t Care Who You Are or What Color Your Skin Is, I Will Do Anything to Make Sure You Get Your Health Care Denied
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June 12, 2017From Now On, I’m Considering Your Inability to Orgasm a Pre-Existing Condition
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June 9, 2017An Excerpt From James Comey’s Closed Hearing Before the Senate Intelligence Committee
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May 8, 2017So, You’re Thinking of Getting Cancer…
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May 8, 2017List: GOP Leaders Interpret the Bible as if Human Nature Were a Pre-Existing Condition
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April 19, 2017When the GOP Takes Away My Birth Control, How Will I Know What Day It Is?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe