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December 5, 2022I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All
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November 9, 2022The Time Has Come for Republicans to Take a Long Look in the Mirror and Keep Doing the Same Thing
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November 4, 2022I Pledge to Accept the Results of the Election as Long as I Win
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November 2, 2022Repeat After Me: “The President’s Party Always Loses the Midterms”
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October 5, 2022Even If Trump Goes to Prison, We Will Remain Steadfast in Our Plans to Completely Fuck Shit Up
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August 29, 2022I’m Frodo Baggins and I Think Destroying the One Ring Wouldn’t Be Fair to Those It Already Ruined
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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July 6, 2022I Am a Pro-Life Activist Who Will Now Happily Retire from Politics
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June 24, 2022We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns
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June 21, 2022The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It
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