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All posts tagged
republicans
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June 19, 2018I Believe Every Child is Precious, Except for the Ones We’re Locking Up in Cages
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June 11, 2018A Modest Proposal: The GOP Meets to Solve the Problem of Children Separated From Their Parents
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May 22, 2018It is High Time We Banned Doors and Started Saving Children’s Lives in This Country
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May 21, 2018Things Republicans Have Blamed for School Shootings or a Top-200 Subreddit?
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April 17, 2018As Your Senator, I Vow to Never Do Anything That Will Upset Bob, 54, from Indiana
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April 12, 2018GOP Retirement Announcement Template
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April 11, 2018Paul Ryan Index
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April 9, 2018Horticultural Descriptions of 8 Republican Succulents
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March 21, 2018We Must Reduce Government Spending On Everything Except Our Luxury Office Renovation
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March 13, 2018We Here at the House Intelligence Committee Have Concluded That Everything is Fine
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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July 7, 2020My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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July 7, 2020
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To