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All posts tagged
healthcare
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June 29, 2022We’re Sorry We Caused the Tampon Shortage
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June 15, 2022Welcome to Your Blue Cross Blue Shield GoFundMe PPO
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March 2, 2022We’re Protecting Children by Criminalizing Parents Who Try to Keep Them Happy and Healthy
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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June 10, 2021My Personal Brand Is I Don’t Want to Die
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January 22, 2021Now That I Am Old Enough to Enroll in Medicare, I Am Against Socialized Medicine
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December 23, 2020Thank You for Choosing Manger Health Systems for the Birth of Your Savior
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October 26, 2020Trump’s Healthcare Plan: A Table of Contents
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September 3, 2020Why I’m Saving Doctor’s Visits For Marriage
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July 31, 2020I Can’t Sleep
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom