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All posts tagged

euphemisms

January 7, 2019

This Workplace Is a Family Now, Dammit

by Caitlin Kunkel, Brooke Preston, Fiona Taylor, and Carrie Wittmer
May 19, 2017

Best Joke Ever: George Carlin: Euphemism Fighter Supreme

by Mark Peters
November 23, 2015

The Evolution of “Netflix and Chill.”

by Elana Spivack
December 3, 2009

More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating

by Reid McDonald and Doug McInnes
September 19, 2007

Iraq-War Cliché or New Euphemisms for Taking a Crap?

by Kevin Griffiths
August 3, 2004

Sexual Euphemisms That Won’t Catch On

by Benjamin Kharakh
January 7, 2001

Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating

by Andrew Wheeler

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January 8, 2025

Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?

by Megan Neary
January 1, 2025

Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job

by Laura McCullough
January 3, 2025

Local Alternatives to “California Sober”

by Pat Cassels
January 9, 2025

I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes

by Andrew Singleton

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January 10, 2025

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by Carlos Greaves
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Your Thirties Are the Best Years of Your Life, Unfortunately

by Graeme Carey
January 9, 2025

I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes

by Andrew Singleton
January 9, 2025

Time to Grab the Dusty Old Expired Bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide to Clean This Wound

by Alexis Pooley