Winning trivia night at the bar you went to in college.
Dance partner in a high-end pharmaceutical commercial.
Social media influencer in the menopause space.
Molly Ringwald look-alike contest.
Selling vintage T-shirts from concerts you actually attended.
Freelance music critic (mostly unpaid).
Osteoporosis clinical trial patient.
Lyft driver known for blasting “retro music” from the 1900s.
Shoplift, because it’s not like anyone even notices you anymore.