Winning trivia night at the bar you went to in college.

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Dance partner in a high-end pharmaceutical commercial.

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Social media influencer in the menopause space.

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Molly Ringwald look-alike contest.

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Selling vintage T-shirts from concerts you actually attended.

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Freelance music critic (mostly unpaid).

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Osteoporosis clinical trial patient.

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Lyft driver known for blasting “retro music” from the 1900s.

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Shoplift, because it’s not like anyone even notices you anymore.