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Articles by
Ali Solomon
Ali Solomon is a NYC-based cartoonist and teacher. Find more of her nonsense at wiggleroomblog.com.
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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July 9, 2018Just Wear the Goddamn Swimsuit
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January 8, 2018Hello, I’m the Internet, and You’re Parenting All Wrong
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