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Articles by
Ali Solomon
Ali Solomon is a NYC-based cartoonist and teacher. She is the illustrator of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old.
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March 11, 2022March Madness for Teachers
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March 7, 2022Beauty Tips for Every Face Shape
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January 18, 2022A Health Screening Questionnaire for Teachers
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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October 28, 2021Literary Desserts of the Damned
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September 21, 2021Scenes from Overlook Elementary
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August 20, 20212021 Parenting Back-to-School Bingo
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June 23, 2021I Am “Wearing Pajamas at 7 PM” Years Old
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March 26, 2021Matzo, Rebranded
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December 11, 2020Ugly Holiday Sweaters for 2020
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September 10, 2020New “Days-of-the-Week” Shirts
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July 14, 2020Mom Hair Through the Ages
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom