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Articles by
Ali Solomon
Ali Solomon is a NYC-based cartoonist and teacher. She is the illustrator of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old.
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July 9, 2018Just Wear the Goddamn Swimsuit
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March 23, 2018If Becoming a Teacher Were as Easy as Purchasing a Gun
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January 8, 2018Hello, I’m the Internet, and You’re Parenting All Wrong
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November 21, 2017Traditional Thanksgiving Sidepieces
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May 22, 2017People My Five-Year-Old Wants to Play With on the Playground
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March 22, 2017Animated Film Ratings: A Guide for Concerned Parents
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December 17, 2016Exit Strategies From Social Gatherings
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June 9, 2016Fetal Tenant/Landlord Agreement
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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