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Articles by
Ali Solomon
Ali Solomon is a NYC-based cartoonist and teacher. She is the illustrator of I Am ‘Why Do I Need Venmo?’ Years Old.
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May 22, 2020Modern Love Essays By Nursery Rhyme Characters
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March 9, 2020James Bond Films for Parents
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January 22, 2020A Giving Tree Grows In Brooklyn
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September 10, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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September 5, 2019Famous Opening Lines Rewritten for Back-to-School Time
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July 26, 2019More Updated Government Seals
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June 12, 2019Introducing Our Most Aspirational Bag, The Juliette
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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July 9, 2018Just Wear the Goddamn Swimsuit
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March 23, 2018If Becoming a Teacher Were as Easy as Purchasing a Gun
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January 8, 2018Hello, I’m the Internet, and You’re Parenting All Wrong
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November 21, 2017Traditional Thanksgiving Sidepieces
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 2, 2022Memo Regarding New State Teacher Qualifications
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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August 10, 2022I Know I Said I’d Walk Five Hundred Miles for You, But I Am Now Having Second Thoughts
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August 10, 2022If Cis Straight White Men Menstruated
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August 9, 2022Wow, I Didn’t Expect to Run into You While I Was Wearing This Stupid New Bucket Hat
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August 9, 2022I’m Starting to Realize I’m Watching The Bear (1988) Not The Bear (2022)