Our 15th most-read article of 2019
(Originally published September 10, 2019)

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I am “why do I need Venmo?” years old.

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I am “hurt myself putting on my pants” years old.

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I am “1.5 glasses of wine” years old.

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I am “super into dogs and clogs” years old.

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I am “excited about composting” years old.

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I am “looking at bathroom renovation porn“ years old.

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I am “can’t digest cheese” years old

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I am “thrilled about getting a new stove” years old.

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I am “ergonomic backpack” years old.

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I am “turning into my mother” years old.