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All posts tagged
adulthood
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May 29, 2020I’m the String Lights in Your Room, and No, You Don’t Have Your Life Together
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December 27, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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December 17, 2019Sexy Bedtime Talk for Grown-Ass Adults
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September 9, 2019Why I’m Holding Off On Success to Live a Life of Varied Experiences
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August 30, 2019So You’re 35 and All Your Friends Have Already Shed Their Human Skins
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August 1, 2019How Mature Are You? A Quiz
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April 17, 2019My Barbies As a Girl or Me As an Adult Woman?
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April 3, 2019Responses to the Question, “Why Didn’t You Ever Have Kids?”
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 16, 2021My Two-Year-Old’s Guide to Potty Training Your Parents
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April 16, 2021Classic Plays as Spam Emails
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April 16, 2021Now That We’re Vaccinated, Things Will Be Insane