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All posts tagged
middle-age
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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November 15, 2022I’m Wearing Tunics Now
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October 11, 2022How to Apply “No-Makeup” Makeup: A Guide for Mature Women
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September 13, 2022Becoming a New Dad in Middle Age: As Told by the Sheriff from No Country For Old Men
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August 12, 2022Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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July 20, 2022Reasons My Kid’s Barbie Is Increasingly Relatable as I Approach Middle Age
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July 7, 2022My Forties in Internet Headlines
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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April 20, 2022Getting High as a Teenager vs. Getting High as a Middle-Aged Adult
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