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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons is the creator of @paulryangosling, and writes USWeekly Fashion Police, travel reviews and essays for various other places. Mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. She’s lived in Austin, Texas for 20 years and hopes you don’t move there. She’s finishing her first middle-grade novel right this very second.
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