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Articles by
Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons is the creator of @paulryangosling, and writes USWeekly Fashion Police, travel reviews and essays for various other places. Mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. She’s lived in Austin, Texas for 20 years and hopes you don’t move there. She’s finishing her first middle-grade novel right this very second.
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April 16, 2019List: If Women Completed Work Based On Their Percentage of Wages Compared to Men
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February 22, 2019List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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December 18, 2018Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament
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October 22, 2018List: How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections
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October 3, 2018List: More Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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August 22, 2018Dorothy Parker, Social Media Influencer
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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July 16, 2018List: The 6 Books Donald Trump is Reading This Summer
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June 6, 2018Ferris Bueller’s Laid Off
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 18, 2018List: Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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