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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons is the creator of @paulryangosling, and writes USWeekly Fashion Police, travel reviews and essays for various other places. Mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. She’s lived in Austin, Texas for 20 years and hopes you don’t move there. She’s finishing her first middle-grade novel right this very second.
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December 28, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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December 18, 2018Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament
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October 22, 2018List: How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections
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October 3, 2018List: More Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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August 22, 2018Dorothy Parker, Social Media Influencer
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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July 16, 2018List: The 6 Books Donald Trump is Reading This Summer
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June 6, 2018Ferris Bueller’s Laid Off
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 18, 2018List: Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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February 23, 2018Fifty Candles
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December 1, 2017List: Things to Do at Work Besides Showing Your Penis to Coworkers
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers