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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons is the creator of @paulryangosling, and writes USWeekly Fashion Police, travel reviews and essays for various other places. Mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. She’s lived in Austin, Texas for 20 years and hopes you don’t move there. She’s finishing her first middle-grade novel right this very second.
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August 22, 2018Dorothy Parker, Social Media Influencer
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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July 16, 2018List: The 6 Books Donald Trump is Reading This Summer
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June 6, 2018Ferris Bueller’s Laid Off
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 18, 2018List: Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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