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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons is the creator of @paulryangosling, and writes USWeekly Fashion Police, travel reviews and essays for various other places. Mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. She’s lived in Austin, Texas for 20 years and hopes you don’t move there. She’s finishing her first middle-grade novel right this very second.
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July 16, 2018List: The 6 Books Donald Trump is Reading This Summer
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June 6, 2018Ferris Bueller’s Laid Off
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 18, 2018List: Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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February 23, 2018Fifty Candles
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December 1, 2017List: Things to Do at Work Besides Showing Your Penis to Coworkers
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October 10, 2017List: Conversation Starters for Parents Driving the Middle School Carpool
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June 21, 2017Baby Name Guide: Updated for 2017
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April 12, 2017List: Items Available for Purchase at the 2017 White House Easter Egg Roll (Sponsored by the Trump Organization)
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February 3, 2017List: Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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October 19, 2016List: Scarface If Written Via Texting
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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July 6, 2018I Was Going to Vote Democrat This November Until All This Incivility Forced Me Back On the Trump Train
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