Articles by
Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons is the creator of @paulryangosling, and writes USWeekly Fashion Police, travel reviews and essays for various other places. Mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. She’s lived in Austin, Texas for 20 years and hopes you don’t move there. She’s finishing her first middle-grade novel right this very second.
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June 21, 2017Baby Name Guide: Updated for 2017
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April 12, 2017List: Items Available for Purchase at the 2017 White House Easter Egg Roll (Sponsored by the Trump Organization)
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February 3, 2017List: Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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October 19, 2016List: Scarface If Written Via Texting
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October 10, 2016List: The Perfect Yacht Rock Song for Every Occasion
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October 30, 2015My Halloween House of Horrors
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February 20, 2015List: If Richard Linklater Filmed Me for the Next Twelve Years
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October 31, 2012List: Halloween Costumes I Already Have in My Closet
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants
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March 4, 2010List: My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions
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February 5, 2009List: The Real Housewives of Hazzard County
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June 30, 2008A Suburban Mother Tells Her 14-Year-Old Babysitter How to Make Her Parties More Raging
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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July 12, 2017How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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July 5, 2017Welcome to Our Startup Where Everyone is 23 Years Old Because We Believe Old People Are Visually Displeasing and Out of Ideas
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July 11, 2017Donald Trump Jr. Reviews Famous Works of Literature
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