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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons is the creator of @paulryangosling, and writes USWeekly Fashion Police, travel reviews and essays for various other places. Mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. She’s lived in Austin, Texas for 20 years and hopes you don’t move there. She’s finishing her first middle-grade novel right this very second.
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September 4, 2019Tribute Bands for Conspiracy Theorists
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April 16, 2019If Women Completed Work Based On Their Percentage of Wages Compared to Men
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February 22, 2019My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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December 18, 2018Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament
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October 22, 2018How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections
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October 3, 2018More Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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August 22, 2018Dorothy Parker, Social Media Influencer
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August 14, 2018Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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July 16, 2018The 6 Books Donald Trump is Reading This Summer
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June 6, 2018Ferris Bueller’s Laid Off
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 18, 2018Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 30, 2020Observations I Think Strangers Have When They See Me In a Carhartt Jacket
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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