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Articles by
Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons has contributed to McSweeney’s since 2006, so she probably should get a plaque for god’s sake. She’s a writer who writes a lot of things, but mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. Her middle-grade novel “Ginger Mancino, Kid Comedian” and her middle-age essay collection “I’m Wearing Tunics Now” are both out in 2022.
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October 10, 2017Conversation Starters for Parents Driving the Middle School Carpool
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June 21, 2017Baby Name Guide: Updated for 2017
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April 12, 2017Items Available for Purchase at the 2017 White House Easter Egg Roll (Sponsored by the Trump Organization)
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February 3, 2017Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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October 19, 2016Scarface If Written Via Texting
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October 10, 2016The Perfect Yacht Rock Song for Every Occasion
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October 30, 2015My Halloween House of Horrors
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February 20, 2015If Richard Linklater Filmed Me for the Next Twelve Years
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October 31, 2012Halloween Costumes I Already Have in My Closet
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained by Their Pants
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March 4, 2010My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions
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February 5, 2009The Real Housewives of Hazzard County
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ