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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons has contributed to McSweeney’s since 2006, so she probably should get a plaque for god’s sake. She’s a writer who writes a lot of things, but mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. Her middle-grade novel “Ginger Mancino, Kid Comedian” and her middle-age essay collection “I’m Wearing Tunics Now” are both out in 2022.
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October 10, 2016The Perfect Yacht Rock Song for Every Occasion
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October 30, 2015My Halloween House of Horrors
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February 20, 2015If Richard Linklater Filmed Me for the Next Twelve Years
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October 31, 2012Halloween Costumes I Already Have in My Closet
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained by Their Pants
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March 4, 2010My 2010 Oscar Night Predictions
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February 5, 2009The Real Housewives of Hazzard County
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June 30, 2008A Suburban Mother Tells Her 14-Year-Old Babysitter How to Make Her Parties More Raging
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April 16, 2008If Horton Lived in My Neighborhood
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April 16, 2007A Suburban Mother Tells Her 12 Year Old Neighbor How To Make His Street Gang More Powerful
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February 6, 2007An Open Letter to Mr. James Thatcher, Brand Manager, Procter & Gamble
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November 16, 2006Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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May 18, 2023HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage