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Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons has contributed to McSweeney’s since 2006, so she probably should get a plaque for god’s sake. She’s a writer who writes a lot of things, but mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. Her middle-grade novel “Ginger Mancino, Kid Comedian” and her middle-age essay collection “I’m Wearing Tunics Now” are both out in 2022.
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December 18, 2018Please Like and Share My Last Will and Testament
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October 22, 2018How to Turn Any Conversation Into One About the Midterm Elections
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October 3, 2018More Trump Cocktails for Every Occasion
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August 22, 2018Dorothy Parker, Social Media Influencer
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August 14, 2018Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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July 16, 2018The Six Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer
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June 6, 2018Ferris Bueller’s Laid Off
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 18, 2018Who Said It: Middle-Aged Woman or Teenage Boy?
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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February 23, 2018Fifty Candles
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December 1, 2017Things to Do at Work Besides Showing Your Penis to Coworkers
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ