Articles by
Wendi Aarons
Wendi Aarons is the creator of @paulryangosling, and writes USWeekly Fashion Police, travel reviews and essays for various other places. Mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. She’s lived in Austin, Texas for 20 years and hopes you don’t move there. She’s finishing her first middle-grade novel right this very second.
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June 30, 2008A Suburban Mother Tells Her 14-Year-Old Babysitter How to Make Her Parties More Raging
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April 16, 2008List: If Horton Lived in My Neighborhood
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April 16, 2007A Suburban Mother Tells Her 12 Year Old Neighbor How To Make His Street Gang More Powerful
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February 6, 2007Open Letter: An Open Letter to Mr. James Thatcher, Brand Manager, Procter & Gamble
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November 16, 2006List: Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 14, 2019The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything