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Wendi Aarons is the creator of @paulryangosling, and writes USWeekly Fashion Police, travel reviews and essays for various other places. Mostly she writes notes left on cars parked by assholes. She’s lived in Austin, Texas for 20 years and hopes you don’t move there. She’s finishing her first middle-grade novel right this very second.
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April 16, 2007A Suburban Mother Tells Her 12 Year Old Neighbor How To Make His Street Gang More Powerful
February 6, 2007Open Letter: An Open Letter to Mr. James Thatcher, Brand Manager, Procter & Gamble
November 16, 2006List: Potential Nicknames for the Star Player on My Son’s Soccer Team