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All posts tagged
economy
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April 13, 2022New York Times Wedding Announcements for People Who Are Broke
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November 10, 2021I’m Confused Why All These People Are Quitting Jobs That Pay No Money and Make Them Want to Die
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October 1, 2021Karl Marx Pitches His $3.5 Trillion Budget Plan
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September 28, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I Personally Break the Global Supply Chain
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September 14, 2021The Sixth Circle of Hell Will Be Closed Tuesdays Due to a Shortage of Workers
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August 5, 2021We Will Do Anything to Get You to Work for Us Except Pay You Enough
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July 20, 2021Our System Here at the Ministry of Magic Is Alive and Well
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July 8, 2021My Typical Day on Unemployment
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December 22, 2020In Lieu of Economic Stimulus, the Capitol Is Pleased to Announce the First Annual Hunger Games
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July 28, 2020I Believe the Next Stimulus Bill Should Help America’s Hardworking Billionaires
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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