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economy
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June 10, 2024At This Rate, I’ll Never Be Able to Start a Second Family
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December 28, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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April 27, 2023Honest Office Haiku for the Impending Recession
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March 14, 2023Just Because I’m a Bank, Doesn’t Mean I’m Good with Money
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February 15, 2023Give Me Anything That Sparks Joy in Your Soul and I Will Monetize It
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs
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December 6, 2022It’s a Wonderful Life, If the Minimum Wage Were Raised Alongside Inflation
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November 15, 2022The G20 Regrets to Inform You That You’re on Your Own
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November 3, 2022I’m from California and I Moved to Your State to Talk About How Everything Here Is So Much Cheaper
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April 13, 2022New York Times Wedding Announcements for People Who Are Broke
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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