“The term ‘TACO,’ short for Trump Always Chickens Out, has been used to describe how markets tumble on the president’s tariff threats, then rebound when he gives way.” – New York Times
GRAPE - Gift Received, Announced Pardon Early
PORK - Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy
CHEESE - Classic Hillbilly Elegy, Earning Stablecoin Emoluments
BACON - Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized
EGG - Executive Grift-Golfing
MILK - Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy
MACKEREL - Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD
BREAD - Bitcoin Representatives, Eric And Don
RICE - Rubio Interim, Consider Empty
PASTA - Presidential Action, Sometimes Tweeted All-caps
BEEF - Billionaires Eagerly Expressing Fealty
PITA - Pardon Investments Trump Accepts
KABAB - Kushner-Arranged Benevolent Arab Billionaire
BURRITO - Blatant, Unrepentant Robbery: Republican Insider Trading Okay?!?