Empty bottle of Kombucha
The inside of Elizabeth Warren’s mouth
A zipped-up Canada Goose parka
A copper IUD
Any Tiny House
Gas tank of a Volkswagen Jetta
Coatroom at the MoMA
Tazo Zen Green Teabag
Booksleeve of Chelsea Girls by Eileen Myles
The Jacob K. Javits Center
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