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All posts tagged
politics
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December 2, 2021The Democratic Party’s Guide to Keeping Your Rights
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November 11, 2021Latin Mottoes for the University of Austin
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November 9, 2021My Obsession with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Totally Normal
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October 20, 2021It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me
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April 22, 2021I Will Gladly Explain Why I Hate The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Just As Soon As I Finish Reading All 22 Pages
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March 17, 2021The Filibuster Is Important, Except When It Does Not Benefit Me, and Then It Is Bad
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March 8, 2021I Served as Acting Assistant Secretary for Intelligence Under Trump, I Was Deployed to Iraq with a GS-11 Rank, and This Is My Application for Dancing with the Stars
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February 18, 2021American Infrastructure Checks In to Remind You That It Isn’t Actually Supposed to Work
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February 3, 2021I Believe We Can Heal Our Partisan Divide If You Just Admit Gravity Is Real
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December 27, 2020Schedule of Speakers for the 2020 Republican National Convention
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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