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politics
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January 29, 2024I’m a YouTube Child Star, and I’m Probably Going to End Up President or Something
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November 7, 2023A Concession Speech by a Candidate Who Just Lost to a Dog Mayor
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October 24, 2023We Must Give Equal Airtime to the Democratic Incumbent and the Guy Who Wants Everyone to Drink Their Own Piss
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September 29, 2023Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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August 30, 2023Say What You Want About Joseph Stalin, At Least He Wasn’t Old
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July 20, 2023My Political Career Should Not Be Defined by the One Time I Got My Dick Stuck in a CVS Blood Pressure Machine
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March 27, 2023We Need the Parents Bill of Rights Act So We Can Censor Curriculum and Ban Books
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January 18, 2023Steps for Engaging in a “Civil Discourse”
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January 4, 2023Republican House Majority BINGO
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