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All posts tagged
hillary-clinton
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October 27, 2020President Hillary Clinton’s Latest Coronavirus Task Force Briefing
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 2, 2018“Imagine Hillarys” With Increasingly Fanciful Endings
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October 30, 2017Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
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October 6, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: Survivors of the Great War of 2016
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August 9, 2017The Yellow [Oval Office] Wallpaper
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August 4, 2017Let’s Dismantle the Utopian Community We Founded Immediately After the Election
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May 16, 2017Alternate-Universe Washington Reacts to Reports that President Hillary Clinton Leaked Highly Classified Intelligence to Russian Officials
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May 12, 2017Commencement Speech Index
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March 6, 2017Namaste! I’m Jill Stein, and Now I’m Raising Money to Rephrase Three Statements That Helped Cost Hillary the Election
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 7, 2025Make America Suck Again
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March 19, 2025We Are Free-Speech Absolutists, Unless You Say Something We Disagree With, In Which Case, You’re a Terrorist
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March 19, 2025We Regret to Inform You We Will No Longer Sponsor Your Pride Parade
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach