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Articles by
Kyra Baldwin
Kyra Baldwin is a featured contributor to the @kyra_baldwin twitter account. Her work has also been featured in Litro Magazine, Neutrons/Protons, and she was a finalist in the Spring 2016 Friction Poetry Contest.
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June 5, 2017The Bechdel Test Test™
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February 14, 2017RE: Elopement?
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January 13, 2017I Will Not Be Able to Complete the Assignment Because We Live In a Post-Truth Society
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November 15, 2016List: Other Liberal Echo Chambers
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August 24, 2016List: If Password Security Questions Were Your Parent’s Postgrad Criticisms
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September 21, 2015List: Generic Birth Control Brand or My Super Sweet Sixteen Participant?
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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