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All posts tagged
democrats
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May 4, 2022A Fundraising Email from the Galactic Senate Majority Leader
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December 2, 2021The Democratic Party’s Guide to Keeping Your Rights
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June 25, 2021Getting Rid of the Filibuster Will Put the Senate in the Terrible Position of Having to Pass Legislation
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June 7, 2021Just Because I’m a Democrat Doesn’t Mean I Believe in Something Crazy Like Guaranteeing Everyone the Right to Vote
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April 15, 2021As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously
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November 9, 2020Well, We Did It: The Election Fixed the Racism Problem in This Country, So We Have Nothing Else to Do on That Front
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August 31, 2020As Democrats, We Must Protect and Uplift People of Means
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March 16, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Been a Fever Dream
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March 9, 2020Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election
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March 6, 2020Vote for Dick in 2024!
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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