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All posts tagged
democrats
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May 30, 2019We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
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May 29, 2019Do Your Fucking Job
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 17, 2019Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism
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April 10, 2019To Stop Trump in 2020, Democrats Have to Stop Infighting and Unite Behind Crabby, the Giant Man-Eating Crab
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March 13, 2019This Candidate Seems Progressive, But Is Their Name Bernie Enough?
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February 11, 2019List: 8 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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January 21, 2019We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress But Now Is Not the Right Time
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January 16, 2019If the Future of the Democratic Party Means Winning Elections, Count Me Out
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