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All posts tagged
democrats
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April 15, 2021As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously
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November 9, 2020Well, We Did It: The Election Fixed the Racism Problem in This Country, So We Have Nothing Else to Do on That Front
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August 31, 2020As Democrats, We Must Protect and Uplift People of Means
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March 16, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Might Have Been a Fever Dream
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March 9, 2020Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election
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March 6, 2020Vote for Dick in 2024!
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February 26, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That’s the Worst One
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February 20, 2020Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s Running In the Democratic Primary?”
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February 10, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One Where Everyone Goes After Bernie
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February 5, 2020I’ll Have to Vote For Trump Because the Democrats Are Too Liberal and Also Because I’m Possessed By the Demon Abaddon and His Army of Locusts
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting