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All posts tagged

elections

November 4, 2024

Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day

by Amanda Lehr
November 3, 2024

Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen

by Tom Ellison
October 23, 2024

A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him

by Gwynna Forgham-Thrift
July 22, 2024

Sherwin-Williams Paint Color or Potential Kamala Harris Running Mate?

by Talia Argondezzi
June 20, 2024

What I Would Do If I Got Off the Roof of This Office Building and Were Elected President

by Tyler Gooch
March 29, 2024

How to Concede an Election While Making It Clear That Your Ideas Are Objectively Better

by Chandler Dean
February 14, 2024

As President, I Will Champion Gen X Rights

by Marco Kaye
November 7, 2023

A Concession Speech by a Candidate Who Just Lost to a Dog Mayor

by Johnathan Appel
October 24, 2023

We Must Give Equal Airtime to the Democratic Incumbent and the Guy Who Wants Everyone to Drink Their Own Piss

by Eli Grober
November 7, 2022

Are You Watching Election Night Coverage or Preparing for a Colonoscopy?

by Rochelle E. Fisher

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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April 30, 2025

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

by Carla M. Lopez
April 30, 2025

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

by Ginny Hogan
April 29, 2025

We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families

by Carlos Greaves