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All posts tagged
elections
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November 7, 2023A Concession Speech by a Candidate Who Just Lost to a Dog Mayor
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October 24, 2023We Must Give Equal Airtime to the Democratic Incumbent and the Guy Who Wants Everyone to Drink Their Own Piss
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November 7, 2022Are You Watching Election Night Coverage or Preparing for a Colonoscopy?
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November 4, 2022I Pledge to Accept the Results of the Election as Long as I Win
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November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
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November 2, 2022Repeat After Me: “The President’s Party Always Loses the Midterms”
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October 31, 2022If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
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October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
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November 29, 2021I’m Running for Congress Because It’s the Only Way I Will Be Able to Receive Paid Family Leave
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June 8, 2021I Am a 9-Year-Old Practicing Cursive Handwriting, and if the Constitution Let Me Run for Office I’d Have the Boomer Vote Locked Up
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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February 23, 2012Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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December 1, 2023“Just Say the Word, and I’ll Bring My Whole Heart to Anything”: Remembering Gabe Hudson
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December 1, 2023A Message from the Chancellor on the Recent Student Protest
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December 1, 2023We Can’t Wait to Be Part of Your Neighborhood, but First We Need to Dig This Massive Hole
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November 30, 2023A Garnet Hill Lady Does MDMA