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All posts tagged
elections
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November 1, 2016I’m Voting for Trump Because I Miss Being Able to Grope My Secretary and Living in Constant Fear of Nuclear Annihilation
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October 31, 2016Despite What Anyone Says, Hillary Clinton is, In Fact, the Devil
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October 24, 2016Monologue: I’m a Person-Shaped Colony of the Measles Virus, and I Want Your Vote!
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October 20, 2016What Will I Worry About Once the Election is Over?
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October 20, 2016List: Phrase Uttered by Donald Trump in Last Night’s Debate or Title of Classic Cheesy Pop Song?
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October 14, 2016Monologue: I’m the Person Everyone is Trying to Convince Not to Vote for Donald Trump on Social Media
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October 7, 2016Can You Believe Donald Trump Did That Thing?
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October 4, 2016Tentative Outline for the Remaining 2016 Election News Coverage
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September 30, 2016Denny’s Kid’s Menu Editorial Board: Trump is Unfit for the Presidency
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September 30, 2016I’m a Political Journalist With 500 Words Due and Nothing Left to Say
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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