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elections
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December 15, 2015Finding the Right Neurosurgeon for You
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December 15, 2015Monologue: A Presidential Candidate Answers a Question About Raising the Minimum Wage
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October 13, 2015“The Crown Will Find an Heir”: A Shakespearean Guide to the 2016 Democratic Primary
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October 7, 2015List: Modern American Words and Phrases, Election Edition
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August 14, 2015Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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June 4, 2015List: Tips for Female Presidential Hopefuls
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January 9, 2015Testomania: Should You Run for President in 2016?
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November 4, 2014Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Greetings, viewers. Tonight’s senatorial debate will cover lots of topics neither candidate knows much about: nationalized healthcare, nonprofit finance, nanotechnology, jihadists…”
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December 4, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #5: The Stolen Election
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November 12, 2012The Grapes of Mitt
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 17, 2019I’m Running in 2020, But I Must Admit, Even I Don’t Know Which White Guy I Am
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January 16, 2019Finally, A Razor For Men
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January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
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January 16, 2019List: 6 Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Friend’s Mildly Successful Music Career