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elections
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December 12, 2016If President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow is Re-Elected in Turkmenistan, I’m Moving to Papua New Guinea
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November 23, 2016Timely Thanksgiving Tablescapes
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November 19, 2016Now is Not the Time to Criticize the Galaxy Note 7
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November 18, 2016I’m So Mad About Trump Getting Elected, I’m Going to Do Exactly the Same Stuff, Only More So
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November 15, 2016Clearing Up the Confusion Surrounding Valley High’s Homecoming King Selection Process
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November 14, 2016Serenity Prayer: Post-Election Version
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November 14, 2016Workshopping the 2016 Presidential Election
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November 11, 2016Post-Election College Paper Grading Rubric
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November 11, 2016A Patient’s Guide to Whitelash
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November 10, 2016We Accidentally Conjured the Apocalypse on Election Day, So Here Are Some Headlines We’ll Try to Summon Next
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