All posts tagged
elections
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March 6, 2017Namaste! I’m Jill Stein, and Now I’m Raising Money to Rephrase Three Statements That Helped Cost Hillary the Election
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February 6, 2017I Regret Voting for Matt W as Student Body President
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January 4, 2017List: Post-2016 Election Cosmo Tips for Decoding Your Man
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December 15, 2016
How Do I Explain the Election Results to My Son When He’s So Privileged That They Won’t Have Even the Slightest Impact On His Life? -
December 12, 2016If President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow is Re-Elected in Turkmenistan, I’m Moving to Papua New Guinea
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November 23, 2016List: Timely Thanksgiving Tablescapes
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November 19, 2016Now is Not the Time to Criticize the Galaxy Note 7
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November 18, 2016I’m So Mad About Trump Getting Elected, I’m Going to Do Exactly the Same Stuff, Only More So
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November 15, 2016Clearing Up the Confusion Surrounding Valley High’s Homecoming King Selection Process
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November 14, 2016Serenity Prayer: Post-Election Version
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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August 20, 2018How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation
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August 20, 2018List: What Your Favorite 2000s Emo Pop Band Says About You
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August 20, 2018Confronting Your Office’s Vending Machine Over Changes In Its Menu
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August 20, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Why I’ll Keep Protesting