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All posts tagged
elections
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October 14, 2019Federal Holidays Are Not For Preserving Democracy. They’re For Celebrating Perpetrators of Genocide
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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March 14, 2019I Want a President I Can Drink a Beer With
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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November 8, 2018If We’re Going to Keep Gerrymandering, Could We at Least Draw the Districts Into Funnier Shapes?
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November 8, 2018Turns Out the Blue Wave Was Actually the Ocean Rising to Kill Us
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November 7, 2018We Won?
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November 7, 2018We Would Like to Apologize For Electing a Pack of Wolves to the United States Senate
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November 6, 2018Don’t Worry About the Laughing Skull On the Voting Machines
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November 2, 2018I Am the Ultimate Outsider In this Election Because I Only Have a Vague Understanding of Politics
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian