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We’re the Couple That Tina Turner Encounters at Minute 2:43 of Her “What’s Love Got to Do with It” Video, and This Is Our Story

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

A Note from Your Child’s School About Its Apps and Websites

“Man Is Weak, and When He Makes Strength His Profession, He Is Weaker”: A Conversation with Wrestling Promoter Sean Görman About the Influence of the WWE on Trump’s Every Move

Every Type of Movie Sequel Title

A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage

FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase

The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young

Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear

Faculty Meeting Icebreakers

If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Changed a Thing

I’m Sorry, Nyarlathotep, But Now Is Not the Time to Pursue a New Hobgoblin Consort Like Laura Loomer