Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Archive
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February 8, 2019Dude, Remember the Time We Remembered College?
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February 7, 2019My Peloton and Me: A Timeline
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February 7, 2019List: The Nine Circles of Social Awkwardness Hell
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February 7, 2019
McSweeney’s Wins the 2019 National Magazine Award for Fiction -
February 7, 2019Monologue: I’m a Woman in a Nonfat Yogurt Commercial
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February 6, 2019Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure
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February 6, 2019List: Please Listen Carefully, Because Our Menu Options Have Changed and Are Also a Hellish, Kafkaesque Experiment Developed to Test the Effects of Psychological Warfare
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February 6, 2019Scenes from Reality Prep: The School That Teaches Your Children What Adult Life Will Really Be Like
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February 6, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: Navy Dog Tag
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February 5, 2019Recipes to Trick Your Friends Into Thinking You’re a Mildly Put-Together Woman
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February 5, 2019List: A Grant Application for Artists With Children
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February 5, 2019Timothée Chalamet’s Family Tree