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March 3, 2025Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him
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February 28, 2025An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years
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February 28, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 26, 2025We Promised to Bring Back a Golden Age—But We Never Actually Specified Which Golden Age
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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February 25, 2025We’ve Replaced the Government’s Hiring Criteria with a Better, Fairer System: Hiring Whoever Yells the Loudest
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February 25, 2025I’m a Typo, and in This Age of AI, I’m the Real Hero
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February 25, 2025Let’s Bring Back Traditional Values (No, Not Those Ones)
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February 24, 2025Starfleet Eliminating All Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Programs