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We Regret to Inform You We Will No Longer Sponsor Your Pride Parade

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy

Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach

We Are Mark Wahlberg’s Personal Trainers, and We’re Pretty Much Just Messing With Him at This Point

Buyers of America, Unite!

A Day in the Life of a Nonbinary Person, as Imagined by MAGA Republicans

A Brief Overview of Weapon-Wielding Norse Women for Bostonians

A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency

Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith

Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener

It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking

Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist