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Archive
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April 25, 2019Help! Our Idea Has Legs!
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April 25, 2019Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Jim Hamilton Promoted Jerry’s Jar of Combs
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April 24, 2019A Rough Transcript of Every Interview With Pete Buttigieg
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April 24, 2019List: Popular Thirst Traps Throughout History
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April 24, 2019I Am a Black Journalist Who’s Solely Commissioned to Write About Race-Based Trauma
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April 23, 2019Putting a Safety Rail Around Our Zoo’s Tiger Pit Would Be a Slap In the Face to All the People Who Previously Fell Into the Pit and Got Mauled
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April 23, 2019Popular Song Lyrics Adjusted for the Gig Economy
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April 23, 2019The Biggest Challenge of Parenting Is Becoming a Human Meat Suit
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April 22, 2019Creation: An Oral History
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April 22, 2019List: Advice From a “Diversity In Comedy Writing” Panel Led By Three White People Who Went to Harvard
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April 22, 2019As the Editor of This Entertainment News Website, I’ll Be Goddamned If We Do Any Actual Journalism On My Watch
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April 19, 2019The Kushner Family Passover Haggadah, 2019 Edition