Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Archive
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October 18, 2019List: Magic 8 Ball Answers for Middle Age
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October 18, 2019You’re Invited to My Destination Funeral
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October 17, 2019A Statement From The Toon Squad Regarding the Hong Kong Protests
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October 17, 2019List: 11 Ways You Are Superior to VSCO Girls
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October 17, 2019My Biggest Regrets About Retiring at 24
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October 16, 2019Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One With the Dumb Questions
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October 16, 2019List: Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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October 16, 2019How to Manage Your Chemotherapy’s Side Effects
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October 15, 2019Bernie’s Policies Are Good, But How Can He Appeal to the Absolute Worst People Ever?
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October 15, 2019List: Five Things I’d Rather Get Hit With Than Have to Hear Led Zeppelin’s “All My Love”
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October 15, 201920th Anniversary Fight Club: Rules 9-16
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October 14, 2019Federal Holidays Are Not For Preserving Democracy. They’re For Celebrating Perpetrators of Genocide