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June 21, 2024You Really Want to Start Skateboarding in Your Midthirties? Here Are Five Picks for Relaxing Outdoor Chairs Instead
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June 21, 2024Norse Mythology for Bostonians: Wayland the Smith Performs an Extreme Feat of True Finnish Sisu
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June 20, 2024What I Would Do If I Got Off the Roof of This Office Building and Were Elected President
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June 20, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Tried Being Funny
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June 20, 2024Concerning Local News Weather Team Promos
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June 18, 2024We Love the Character of this Neighborhood So We Bought a House, Tore It Down, and Built a Mansion Resembling a La Quinta Inn
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June 18, 2024Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex
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June 17, 2024A Nostalgic Reverie for My Youth, When I Wasn’t So Nostalgic All the Time
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June 17, 2024How to Respectfully Decline an Invitation to a Social Obligation You Simply Do Not Feel Like Attending
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June 17, 2024A Guide to Our Company’s Completely Reasonable Interview Process
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June 14, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: Take the W: Bodies
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June 14, 2024The Ghost of Hamlet’s Father Tries to Have “The Talk” with Hamlet