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Archive
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May 1, 2019New Study That I Have Definitely Read But Can’t Find Right Now Proves You’re an Idiot
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May 1, 2019Reviews of New Food: Orange Vanilla Coke Zero Sugar
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April 30, 2019Making Friends After 400
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April 30, 2019Monologue: I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy
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April 30, 2019Sorry Kid, But the Amount of Cute Animal Posts I’ve Mainlined Has Numbed Me to Even the Most Adorable Content
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April 29, 2019List: The 9 Best Scenes From Game Of Thrones’ “Battle of Winterfell” Episode
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April 29, 2019List: Patron Saints of the 21st Century
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April 29, 2019Welcome to The Cloaca: A Coworking and Community Space for Men
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April 26, 2019Why I’m Leaving Marvel Universe’s New York
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April 26, 2019List: Key Moments In Women’s Shaving History
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April 26, 2019There Are So Many Great People at This Horrific Company!
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April 25, 2019You Have Failed Our Dog Adoption Vetting, But Have You Considered Having a Child Instead?