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Sending In More Stormtroopers Is the Only Way to Restore Law and Order to the Rogue Planet of Alderaan

How to Save Your University From Bankruptcy During the COVID-19 Pandemic

Essie Retrieved

I Believe the Next Stimulus Bill Should Help America’s Hardworking Billionaires

Four-Way Pocket Screwdriver

I’m a Lactation Consultant Here to Provide You With a Lot of Options But Only One Choice

Empowering Career Panel Topics for Cisgender Heterosexual White Men

Deep Breathing

Crag, You Are Canceled

We Must Not Destroy Our History by Tearing Down Statues of Great Men Like Gothbag the Terrible

A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)

How to Remember the Alphabet