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Archive
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June 13, 2019List: Famous Opening Lines: On Fleek
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June 13, 2019Self-Care Tips for Immigrants
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June 13, 2019Reviews of New Food: Coolhaus Balsamic Fig and Mascarpone Ice Cream
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do
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June 12, 2019List: Let’s Go Around the Room and Introduce Ourselves, for Introverts
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June 12, 2019Introducing Our Most Aspirational Bag, The Juliette
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June 11, 2019I Met a Famous Baby and He Was SO Much Nicer Than You’d Think
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June 11, 2019List: Things People Say to Me, a Disabled Person Taking Prescription Medications, When They Hear I Won’t Have Health Insurance Upon Finishing Grad School
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 10, 2019To All My Friends Still In Their 20s: Get With the Times
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June 10, 2019List: Ways to Secretly Pass Another Woman a Tampon Without Alarming Nearby Menfolk
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June 10, 2019In Order to Be My Bridesmaid, You Must Complete This Scavenger Hunt