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List: Please Send Help: My 13-Year-Old Cousin’s Recent Google Searches

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich

Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman

List: Men Who Have Never Read Books by Women Blurb Books by Women

Monologue: I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around

How You Hope Your Extended Family Will React When You Explain Your Job To Them

List: Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys

An OkCupid Profile of a Freelance Writer Looking For an On-time and Paid Invoice

List: A Selected Pathology of People Who Ask Questions at “In Conversation With” Events

Our Expensive, Members-Only, Women’s Club Is Now a Safe Space for 1% of Women