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Short Imagined Monologues

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December 1, 2020

I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things

by Emily Delaney
November 20, 2020

The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks

by Katie Brinkworth
November 13, 2020

I Am Belphegor, the Demon of Sloth, and I Think It’s Time for Trump to Concede the Election

by Forest Abruzzo
October 30, 2020

I’m Your Dead Movie Wife and I Have Some Questions

by Mia Mercado
October 29, 2020

We Are Random Capitalizations, Words in ALL CAPS, and Incorrect Punctuation and We Endorse Joe Biden for President

by Rob Baker
October 22, 2020

To the Enemies Surrounding Our Castle, Please Understand That I Often Privately Disagreed With Macbeth’s Policies

by Nick Morgan
October 20, 2020

The Woman From Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin’” Would Like to Clear a Few Things Up

by Emily Menez
October 16, 2020

I Am the Undecided Voter

by Cara Michelle Smith and Jon Plester
October 15, 2020

I Am the Mayor from Jaws, and I Am Begging You to Stop Comparing Me to Donald Trump

by Harmony Cox
October 13, 2020

I’m a Principled Republican Senator and I’m Suddenly Troubled By the Current State of Politics

by Brittany Van Horne
October 13, 2020

I’m a Conservative Feminist, and I Believe You Should Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps and Open That Jar Yourself

by Rima Parikh
September 25, 2020

We Are the 56 Tubs of Clorox Wipes You Bought At the Start of the Pandemic

by Kristin Gourlay

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November 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
August 24, 2020

Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

by Jennie Egerdie
November 18, 2020

The Trump Aristocrats 2020

by Devorah Blachor
November 12, 2020

Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll

by Molly Cahen

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December 2, 2020

Ten Reasons Why My New York Bodega Is Better Than Your 7-Eleven

by Caroline Ulwick
December 2, 2020

Bryan Quinby, Singing “The Birthday Song” at Chuck E. Cheese

by Suzanne Yeagley
December 1, 2020

I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things

by Emily Delaney
December 1, 2020

An Excerpt From Mike Sacks’ New Book, Slouchers

by Mike Sacks