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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 6, 2019Monologue: Hi, I’m the Loud American Guy At Your Hostel
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May 9, 2019Monologue: Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor
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May 7, 2019Monologue: Hi, It’s Me, the App You’ve Never Used That’s Still Billing You
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May 2, 2019Monologue: As a Wealthy Republican TV Pundit, I Am a Champion of the People and an Enemy of the Elites
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April 30, 2019Monologue: I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy
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February 21, 2019Monologue: Hi, I’m an Empath Now
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February 7, 2019Monologue: I’m a Woman in a Nonfat Yogurt Commercial
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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January 9, 2019Monologue: Sally Sells Seashells By the Seashore Because the Government Is Shut Down and She Isn’t Getting a Paycheck
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December 17, 2018Monologue: Just Let Me Have a Robust Debate With Your Adolescent Son
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December 12, 2018Monologue: I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around