Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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June 2, 2017Monologue: I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock
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June 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 30, 2017Monologue: I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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May 16, 2017Monologue: Back in the Good Old Days, We Had Facts
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May 15, 2017Monologue: I’m a Creative Director and I Want to Bounce Ideas Off Your Face
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May 11, 2017Monologue: I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt
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May 4, 2017Monologue: I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something
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April 28, 2017Monologue: Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say
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April 25, 2017Monologue: Lois Lane Explains White Male Privilege to Superman
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April 21, 2017Monologue: A Few Words from Juicero’s Frazzled Dad
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April 19, 2017Monologue: What Your Teen Blog Needs is My Unique 40-Year-Old, White, Male Voice
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April 18, 2017Monologue: My Opinion On Healthcare Policy is Whatever Yours Is, Dean of Medical School Admissions
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June 22, 2017List: 11 Ways That I, a White Man, Am Not Privileged
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June 16, 2017Jeff Bezos’ Email to Employees On Amazon’s Purchase of Whole Foods
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June 19, 2017An Oral History of Quentin Tarantino as Told to Me By Men I’ve Dated
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June 15, 2017List: Writing Advice to My Students That Would Also Have Been Good Sex Advice for My High School Boyfriends
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June 28, 2017I’m a White, 26-year-old Stanford Grad, and I’m Lowering the Price of My Eggs to $80,000
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June 28, 2017My Name is Mitch McConnell and I Owe Thanatos, the God of Death, 22 Million Human Souls
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June 28, 2017“Take A Ride Into the Danger Zone/Safe Space This Summer!” A Message from the Director of Overnight Camps for Two Americas
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June 28, 2017List: Dear Abby Distilled