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Short Imagined Monologues
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June 14, 2021Jesus Christ Can’t Stop Obsessing Over His Follower Count
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June 10, 2021Your Neighbor With the Loud Motorcycle Who’s Making Your Life a Living Hell Introduces Himself
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May 25, 2021Why I, the COVID Vaccine, Will Never Get Chad from Tampa
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May 20, 2021The Current Real Estate Market Scoffs at Your Competitive Offer
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May 10, 2021Hey, Girl. It’s Me, the Ball Pit. Can We Talk?
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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April 29, 2021The Self-Checkout Machine at CVS Gaslights You
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April 28, 2021Baba Yaga Announces That She Is Distancing Herself From Tucker Carlson
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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April 26, 2021I’m a Full-Blown Argument, and I Will Be Attending Your Family Dinner
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April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up
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June 4, 2021It’s Great to Hang Out After Self-Isolating for a Year — I’m Not Acting Weird, Am I?
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June 3, 2021Honest Reasons Why Women Don’t Want to Go Back to In-Person Work
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June 16, 2021How I Saved Enough to Buy a House With My Parents’ Money
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
