Short Imagined Monologues

Monologue: I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?

Monologue: I Don’t Care Who You Are or What Color Your Skin Is, I Will Do Anything to Make Sure You Get Your Health Care Denied

Monologue: I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July

Monologue: I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock

Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch

Monologue: I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot

Monologue: Back in the Good Old Days, We Had Facts

Monologue: I’m a Creative Director and I Want to Bounce Ideas Off Your Face

Monologue: I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt

Monologue: I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something

Monologue: Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say

Monologue: Lois Lane Explains White Male Privilege to Superman