LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
Short Imagined Monologues
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September 18, 2020I Am the Protagonist In Every Lesbian Period Drama
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August 21, 2020New York Is Gone Forever (According to Me, a Baby With No Object Permanence)
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August 17, 2020Hey Ladies, I’m Short, Balding, and Unemployed, But I Have the Antibodies
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July 27, 2020I’m a Lactation Consultant Here to Provide You With a Lot of Options But Only One Choice
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July 23, 2020I’m the Wife on a Prestigious Television Drama and the Drug Cartel Can Suck It
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July 20, 2020Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
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July 17, 2020I Am a Pair of Eddie Bauer Cargo Shorts, and I Have a Tasteful Number of Pockets
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July 14, 2020It’s Time for Spin Class With Deborah, Forgotten Horsewoman of the Apocalypse
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July 9, 2020An Influencer Wearing an “All Platforms Matter” T-shirt Steadies Her iPhone For a Facebook message to her 3.4M Followers
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July 3, 2020It’s Time to Sign the Declaration of Independence, and I, Elbridge Gerry, Will Have the Biggest Signature of All
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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June 17, 2020I Am an Emerging Writer and My Abdomen Is Filled With Fluids
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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