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September 14, 2023

I Am the Lord Your God, and I Want You to Know That I Invented Boners

by Anna-Claire McGrath
September 12, 2023

Mike Pence on That Time When the Insurrectionists Wanted to Hang Him

by Scott Blaszak
August 31, 2023

I, Kitty Bennett, Have Fallen for a Man Who Busted Out the Splits on the Dance Floor

by Kylie Holloway
August 30, 2023

A Few Words from Your AI-Powered Vibrator

by Cassie Leiden
August 28, 2023

Let Me, a Man Accused of Sexual Harassment Against a Football Player, Explain Feminism to You

by Devorah Blachor and Kathryn Baecht
August 22, 2023

How to Defuse a Bomb, According to My Mother

by Laura K. Duncan
August 15, 2023

I’m Racketeering Charges, and I’m Here to Rock This Presidential Indictment-Fest Like You Wouldn’t Believe

by Jess Keefe
August 7, 2023

Lindsay Lister’s Op-Ed to the Stars Hollow Gazette

by Jennifer Kathleen Gibbons
August 2, 2023

I Am Trump’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer, and Once Again, I Have No Fucking Clue What Is Happening

by Gary M. Almeter
August 1, 2023

Captain Ahab’s Third Hour Playing the Claw Machine at Dave & Buster’s

by Max Davison
July 27, 2023

I’m the Sapphic-Coded Best Friend in a Movie or TV Show, and I’m Definitely Not Queerbaiting

by Hayley Tillett
July 20, 2023

Now I Am Become Pretentious, the Sayer of a Famous Quote

by Jack Stebbins

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September 22, 2023

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
September 15, 2023

Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”

by Kathryn Baecht
September 22, 2023

Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns

by Talia Argondezzi
September 18, 2023

Who Made This Hummus?

by Colin Nissan

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September 29, 2023

I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover

by Joe Petro
September 29, 2023

Job Posting: Lead Bro for Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign

by Meghana Indurti and Karan Sunil
September 28, 2023

A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift

by Devorah Blachor
September 28, 2023

Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost

by Maura Quint