Short Imagined Monologues
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September 21, 2017Monologue: I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk
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September 15, 2017Monologue: I Am Sun Tzu: Please Do Not Renovict Me
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September 14, 2017Monologue: I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood
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September 11, 2017Monologue: I Am a Successful YouTube Video Game Streamer and I Believe Racial Slurs Are Essential to Gaming
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August 31, 2017Monologue: When It Comes to Tech Meetups, I’m a Three-a-Day Guy
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August 18, 2017Monologue: I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit
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August 14, 2017Monologue: President Trump’s Statement Following the Events in The Sound of Music
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August 10, 2017Monologue: I’m a Teenager in High School as Portrayed By an Adult Woman On TV
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August 5, 2017Monologue: I Love This Morbidly Obese Comedian and His Curvy Body
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July 29, 2017Monologue: Top Gun’s Maverick Addresses the Application of the Term “Maverick” to Senator John McCain
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July 25, 2017Monologue: I Am a New Meme
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July 12, 2017Monologue: I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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September 22, 2017It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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September 12, 2017List: Ways My Gay Dads Ruined My Life
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September 25, 2017List: Everything You Know About Me, the Female Character You’re Falling in Love With in a Romantic Film/TV Show Written by a Man
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