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Short Imagined Monologues

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October 22, 2018

Monologue: Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club

by Marisela Grajeda Gonzalez
October 8, 2018

Monologue: I’m the Tech Venture Capitalist Giving You the Freedom to Barely Scrape By

by Erica Lies
October 2, 2018

Monologue: I’m the 19th Cupholder In a Subaru Ascent and I’m a Very Big Deal

by Mayur Chauhan
September 20, 2018

Monologue: It’s Me, the Plucky, Unlikely Heroine of the Children’s Books That Defined You

by Ali Elkin
September 11, 2018

Monologue: I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters

by Thea Raymond-Sidel
September 6, 2018

Monologue: I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided

by David Bradley Isenberg
August 8, 2018

Monologue: I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music

by David Hart
July 17, 2018

Monologue: Patrick Bateman, American Millennial

by Lina Abascal
July 16, 2018

Monologue: Meet Your Cool New Boss

by Evan Allgood
July 13, 2018

Monologue: I’m Friday the 13th’s Jason Voorhees. I’ve Been Reading Feminist Theory and Won’t Be Killing Any Over-Sexualized Teenagers This Summer

by Johnathan Appel
July 10, 2018

Monologue: I Am a Woman Who Wants You to Hock That Sweet Loogie Over My Way, Big Boy

by Olivia Coady
June 27, 2018

Monologue: It’s Me, the Light-Skinned Black Girl In Your School’s Diversity Pamphlet

by Jenna Lyles

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

by Harmony Cox
October 12, 2018

List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”

by Robin Zlotnick

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October 22, 2018

Monologue: Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club

by Marisela Grajeda Gonzalez
October 22, 2018

One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Avoid the I Word

by Alan Hirsch
October 22, 2018

Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking

by Matthew Disler
October 19, 2018

Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value

by Lincoln Michel