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Short Imagined Monologues

Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.

July 8, 2019

Monologue: I’m Your Boss’s 10-Year-Old and This Is How I’ll Terrorize You When My Dad Brings Me to Work

by Amamah Sardar
July 1, 2019

Monologue: I’m an Electric Rental Scooter, and I Didn’t Ask for This Bullshit Either

by Ezgi Üstündağ
June 25, 2019

Monologue: I Am the Quarter-Zip Merino Wool Sweater Here to Tell You, the Fleece Sweater Vest, to Step Off

by Tom Russell
June 11, 2019

Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell

by Kim Windyka
June 6, 2019

Monologue: Hi, I’m the Loud American Guy At Your Hostel

by Tayler Bunge
May 9, 2019

Monologue: Hey, I’m Beto, Your Dorm Resident Advisor

by Teddy Wayne
May 7, 2019

Monologue: Hi, It’s Me, the App You’ve Never Used That’s Still Billing You

by José Avelino Gilles Corbett Lourenço
May 2, 2019

Monologue: As a Wealthy Republican TV Pundit, I Am a Champion of the People and an Enemy of the Elites

by Brittany Van Horne
April 30, 2019

Monologue: I’m a Therapist’s Couch On a Movie Set and I Am Complicit In Reinforcing a False Narrative About Therapy

by Patty Terhune
February 21, 2019

Monologue: Hi, I’m an Empath Now

by Melanie LaForce
February 7, 2019

Monologue: I’m a Woman in a Nonfat Yogurt Commercial

by Charulata Sinha
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison

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July 5, 2019

The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776

by Lauren Tousignant
May 20, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
July 15, 2019

A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant

by Shannon J. Curtin
July 2, 2019

Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care

by Lawrence Wang

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July 19, 2019

List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors

by Fiona Taylor, Caitlin Kunkel, Carrie Wittmer, and Brooke Preston
July 19, 2019

Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger

by Elizabeth Blackwell
July 18, 2019

I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics

by Chas Gillespie
July 18, 2019

List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape

by Elissa Bassist