Short Imagined Monologues
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June 18, 2018Monologue: Angela Chase from My So-Called Life, 39, Announces Bid for Congress
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June 5, 2018Monologue: I’m a Copy of Born to Run in a Bed Bath & Beyond and I’m Pulling Out of Here to Win
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June 4, 2018Monologue: Rilke Dangerfield
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May 31, 2018Monologue: It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!
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May 2, 2018Monologue: I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul
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April 25, 2018Monologue: As a New Yorker, I Am Many Things
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April 9, 2018Monologue: I’m a Woman On Vacation Doing Yoga and Why the Hell Did I Do This to Myself?
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April 5, 2018Monologue: I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
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March 22, 2018Monologue: I’m Truth-O, Your New Honest Facebook Assistant!
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February 23, 2018Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 9, 2018Monologue: I’m Just a Misunderstood Marbled Crayfish (Overlord) Who is Certainly Not Planning World Domination
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February 2, 2018Monologue: I’m Some Guy’s Ill-Informed Political Twitter Thread
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February 24, 2011List: What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You
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June 12, 2018Whole30 Changed My Entire Relationship With Food Because I’m Dead Now
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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June 8, 2018List: What Your Musical Instrument Says About You
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June 22, 2018Westworld Updates Its Privacy Policy
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June 22, 2018Fashion Tips for Visiting a Detention Center Filled With Children Who Were Ripped From Their Parents’ Arms
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June 22, 2018List: A Person With Down Syndrome or Corey Lewandowski?
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June 22, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: U.S. Building Blocks of the Border Crisis