Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
-
April 9, 2018Monologue: I’m a Woman On Vacation Doing Yoga and Why the Hell Did I Do This to Myself?
-
April 5, 2018Monologue: I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
-
March 22, 2018I’m Truth-O, Your New Honest Facebook Assistant!
-
February 23, 2018Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
-
February 9, 2018Monologue: I’m Just a Misunderstood Marbled Crayfish (Overlord) Who is Certainly Not Planning World Domination
-
February 2, 2018Monologue: I’m Some Guy’s Ill-Informed Political Twitter Thread
-
January 11, 2018Monologue: The Sad Trombone’s Lament
-
December 14, 2017Monologue: Yes, And I’m in Love With a Straight White Man Who Teaches Me Improv 101!
-
December 6, 2017Monologue: Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend
-
December 5, 2017Monologue: I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
-
December 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Melted Skull of Nazi Major Arnold Toht, the Ruthless Gestapo Agent With the Burned Hand In Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I Appreciate Your Sudden Interest In My Thoughts and Feelings
-
November 21, 2017Monologue: Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half
Trending 🔥
-
April 4, 2018Fifty-Six Questions for Young MC Upon Hearing “Bust a Move” for the First Time in Twenty-Two Years
-
April 10, 2018List: Horoscopes for Librarians
-
March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
-
April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
Recently
-
April 19, 2018A Poem About Your University’s Absolute and Unwavering Appreciation of Its Faculty in Spite of Said Faculty’s Crap Salaries
-
April 19, 2018List: Things I, an Affluent White Cis Male, Have Gotten Away With In a Starbucks
-
April 19, 2018The Diary of a Settler of Catan
-
April 18, 2018The First Female President