Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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September 3, 2019Monologue: I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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August 28, 2019Monologue: The Giving Tree Gets Real
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 15, 2019Monologue: “Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner”: Frances “Baby” Houseman, the OG Pro-Choice Activist
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August 12, 2019Monologue: Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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August 7, 2019Monologue: I’m a Barn, and I Don’t Want to Host Your Wedding
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July 8, 2019Monologue: I’m Your Boss’s 10-Year-Old and This Is How I’ll Terrorize You When My Dad Brings Me to Work
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July 1, 2019Monologue: I’m an Electric Rental Scooter, and I Didn’t Ask for This Bullshit Either
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June 25, 2019Monologue: I Am the Quarter-Zip Merino Wool Sweater Here to Tell You, the Fleece Sweater Vest, to Step Off
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 6, 2019Monologue: Hi, I’m the Loud American Guy At Your Hostel
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September 6, 2019List: Honest Academic Job Postings
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September 12, 2019List: 16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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September 10, 2019List: I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
