A FORCE OUTSIDE MYSELF
Sharing the voices and stories of older Americans, read our new column
A FORCE OUTSIDE MYSELF: CITIZENS OVER 60 SPEAK.
Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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April 8, 2020I Am Ying Ying the Panda, and I Think You Know How My Quarantine Project Is Going
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April 6, 2020I’m Your 5 PM Depression Shower and I’m Back, Baby
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March 30, 2020I Am a Time-Traveler From the Future, and I Am Here to Ask You to Stop Bulk-Buying Toilet Paper
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March 12, 2020I’m Representative Katie Porter’s Whiteboard, and My Girl and I Are About to Kick Your Ass
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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January 31, 2020Punxsutawney Phil Drunk Dials His High School Crush
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January 21, 2020Hi, I’m a Billboard Lawyer
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December 31, 2019I’m Your Boyfriend, Proposing to You in Times Square On New Year’s Eve
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December 18, 2019I Am Your Big Mouth Billy Bass, and I Only Sing Schubert’s “Erlkönig” Now
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December 16, 2019I Am Lady Macbeth, and Your Facebook Post About Your Kid’s Early Acceptance to Harvard Really Pisses Me Off
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December 13, 2019I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit
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December 9, 2019I Am the Final Question On Your Calculus Exam
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March 27, 2020An Open Letter to Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Passover Seder Advice
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March 25, 2020Self-Quarantined: The Adult Activity Book
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April 1, 2020We, the Hard-Working, Newly Homeschooling Parents of America, Have Rewritten the Common Core Standards
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March 30, 2020Can My Son Get More Worksheets Before the World Ends?
