THE FIRST CAT IN SPACE LIVE!
Mac Barnett and Shawn Harris are hosting “THE FIRST CAT IN SPACE LIVE!” at 849 Valencia Street (McSweeney’s and Int’l Youth Library HQ) on Saturday, February 22, at 11 a.m.
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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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August 14, 2024I’m Sorry If My Past Actions Made Me Seem Like a Good Person
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May 24, 2024I Am the Only Person on the Fury Road Who Still Drives a Sensible Car
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May 23, 2024I’m Voting for Him, Not Endorsing Him—There’s a Huge Difference
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May 14, 2024I’m the Word “Utilize” and I’m Loving Every Moment of Your Overblown Rhetoric
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May 3, 2024I’m the Architect of the Death Star, and I Swear They Told Me I Was Designing a Military Resort
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April 11, 2024The Flu My Four-Year-Old Brought Home for Spring Break Addresses My Hope of Not Catching It
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April 10, 2024I Am Your Thirty-Fourth Browser Tab, Begging You to Reopen Me
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April 8, 2024I Am Batman, and I Will Restore Order to Gotham by Pulverizing a Man Robbing a Convenience Store to Feed His Starving Family
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 29, 2024Hi, I’m Jesus, and When I Get Back, I Want All the Eggs Hidden
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March 25, 2024The CamelBak Languishing in the Back of Your Cabinet Would Like a Word
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 29, 2025Reasons Your Password Was Rejected
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February 12, 2025We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED]
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February 12, 2025McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Author Ahmed Naji and Translator Katharine Halls
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February 12, 2025I Know This Is a Bad Time, but I Would Like a Refund for My Ticket to Our American Cousin
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February 11, 2025I Vow to Fight Autocracy with Unprecedented Levels of Finger Wagging