Short Imagined Monologues
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April 9, 2018Monologue: I’m a Woman On Vacation Doing Yoga and Why the Hell Did I Do This to Myself?
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April 5, 2018Monologue: I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
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March 22, 2018Monologue: I’m Truth-O, Your New Honest Facebook Assistant!
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February 23, 2018Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 9, 2018Monologue: I’m Just a Misunderstood Marbled Crayfish (Overlord) Who is Certainly Not Planning World Domination
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February 2, 2018Monologue: I’m Some Guy’s Ill-Informed Political Twitter Thread
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January 11, 2018Monologue: The Sad Trombone’s Lament
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December 14, 2017Monologue: Yes, And I’m in Love With a Straight White Man Who Teaches Me Improv 101!
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December 6, 2017Monologue: Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend
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December 5, 2017Monologue: I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
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December 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Melted Skull of Nazi Major Arnold Toht, the Ruthless Gestapo Agent With the Burned Hand In Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I Appreciate Your Sudden Interest In My Thoughts and Feelings
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November 21, 2017Monologue: Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 15, 2018List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide
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August 14, 2018List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”
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