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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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December 5, 2018Monologue: Hi, It’s Me, the Girlfriend of a Marvel Superhero Trying to Return this Used Car
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November 30, 2018Monologue: I’m Hanukkah and I’m Living My Best Life So Deal With It
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November 29, 2018Monologue: I Am a Liberal Comedian and I Am Ready to Perform Ally-Ship By Calling Conservatives Gay Every Chance I Get
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October 24, 2018Monologue: I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout
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October 22, 2018Monologue: Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club
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October 8, 2018Monologue: I’m the Tech Venture Capitalist Giving You the Freedom to Barely Scrape By
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October 2, 2018Monologue: I’m the 19th Cupholder In a Subaru Ascent and I’m a Very Big Deal
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September 20, 2018Monologue: It’s Me, the Plucky, Unlikely Heroine of the Children’s Books That Defined You
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September 11, 2018Monologue: I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters
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September 6, 2018Monologue: I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided
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August 8, 2018Monologue: I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music
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July 17, 2018Monologue: Patrick Bateman, American Millennial
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