Short Imagined Monologues
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August 10, 2017Monologue: I’m a Teenager in High School as Portrayed By an Adult Woman On TV
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August 5, 2017Monologue: I Love This Morbidly Obese Comedian and His Curvy Body
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July 29, 2017Monologue: Top Gun’s Maverick Addresses the Application of the Term “Maverick” to Senator John McCain
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July 25, 2017Monologue: I Am a New Meme
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July 12, 2017Monologue: I Am Trump’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer’s Lawyer and Would Someone Please Tell Me What the Fuck I Am Supposed to Be Doing?
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July 5, 2017Monologue: I Don’t Care Who You Are or What Color Your Skin Is, I Will Do Anything to Make Sure You Get Your Health Care Denied
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June 30, 2017Monologue: I’m a Busy Mom and I Have One Simple Question for All Americans on This Fourth of July
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June 2, 2017Monologue: I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock
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June 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 30, 2017Monologue: I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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May 16, 2017Monologue: Back in the Good Old Days, We Had Facts
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May 15, 2017Monologue: I’m a Creative Director and I Want to Bounce Ideas Off Your Face
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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August 2, 2018You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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August 17, 2018OUR Wedding is All About YOU
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August 17, 2018List: A List of Things I’ve Said to Men this Week Instead of “You’re Wrong,” or “No” to Spare Their Feelings, Even Though They Were Wrong and I Knew the Right Answer
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August 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Ordinary Hands
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August 17, 2018Welcome to The Middle, an Enchanted Land Where Compromise and Civility Get Results