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Short Imagined Monologues
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May 20, 2021The Current Real Estate Market Scoffs at Your Competitive Offer
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May 10, 2021Hey, Girl. It’s Me, the Ball Pit. Can We Talk?
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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April 29, 2021The Self-Checkout Machine at CVS Gaslights You
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April 28, 2021Baba Yaga Announces That She Is Distancing Herself From Tucker Carlson
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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April 26, 2021I’m a Full-Blown Argument, and I Will Be Attending Your Family Dinner
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April 22, 2021Cassandra Speaks Up
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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April 15, 2021Low-Rise Jeans Are Back to Ruin Your Life
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April 14, 2021I Am Alexander the Great, and I Am Terrible at Risk
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers