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Short Imagined Monologues

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June 5, 2018

Monologue: I’m a Copy of Born to Run in a Bed Bath & Beyond and I’m Pulling Out of Here to Win

by Joyce Millman
June 4, 2018

Monologue: Rilke Dangerfield

by Jake Kennedy
May 31, 2018

Monologue: It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!

by Robin Zlotnick
May 2, 2018

Monologue: I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul

by Madeleine Trebenski
April 25, 2018

Monologue: As a New Yorker, I Am Many Things

by Talia Lavin
April 9, 2018

Monologue: I’m a Woman On Vacation Doing Yoga and Why the Hell Did I Do This to Myself?

by Lauren Tousignant
April 5, 2018

Monologue: I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie

by Jennifer Wyatt
March 22, 2018

Monologue: I’m Truth-O, Your New Honest Facebook Assistant!

by Bob Vulfov
February 23, 2018

Monologue: I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors

by Matthew Disler
February 9, 2018

Monologue: I’m Just a Misunderstood Marbled Crayfish (Overlord) Who is Certainly Not Planning World Domination

by Josh Sippie
February 2, 2018

Monologue: I’m Some Guy’s Ill-Informed Political Twitter Thread

by Teddy Wayne
January 11, 2018

Monologue: The Sad Trombone’s Lament

by Sara Faith Alterman

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August 12, 2019

List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?

by Erika Vause
August 9, 2019

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by David Howard
August 5, 2019

God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit

by Chas Gillespie
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by Kelly Noonan
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