EVENTS
Wesley Brown, author of Tragic Magic,
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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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December 1, 2020I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things
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November 20, 2020The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks
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November 13, 2020I Am Belphegor, the Demon of Sloth, and I Think It’s Time for Trump to Concede the Election
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October 30, 2020I’m Your Dead Movie Wife and I Have Some Questions
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October 29, 2020We Are Random Capitalizations, Words in ALL CAPS, and Incorrect Punctuation and We Endorse Joe Biden for President
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October 22, 2020To the Enemies Surrounding Our Castle, Please Understand That I Often Privately Disagreed With Macbeth’s Policies
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October 20, 2020The Woman From Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin’” Would Like to Clear a Few Things Up
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October 16, 2020I Am the Undecided Voter
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October 15, 2020I Am the Mayor from Jaws, and I Am Begging You to Stop Comparing Me to Donald Trump
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October 13, 2020I’m a Principled Republican Senator and I’m Suddenly Troubled By the Current State of Politics
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October 13, 2020I’m a Conservative Feminist, and I Believe You Should Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootstraps and Open That Jar Yourself
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September 25, 2020We Are the 56 Tubs of Clorox Wipes You Bought At the Start of the Pandemic
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 2, 2021The Party of Family Values Would Like to Expand the Definition of “Family” and Also of “Values”
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April 15, 2021As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously
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April 15, 2021Jeni’s Ice Cream Strawberry Pretzel Pie
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April 14, 2021Would-You-Rathers for Parents Deciding Whether or Not to Send Their Kids Back to In-Person School
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April 14, 2021I Am Alexander the Great, and I Am Terrible at Risk