Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
SETLISTS FOR YOUNG VOICES
Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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December 6, 2017Monologue: Hi, I’m the Dad You Hate at the Baby Birthday Party You’re Obligated to Attend
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December 5, 2017Monologue: I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
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December 1, 2017Monologue: I Am the Melted Skull of Nazi Major Arnold Toht, the Ruthless Gestapo Agent With the Burned Hand In Raiders of the Lost Ark, and I Appreciate Your Sudden Interest In My Thoughts and Feelings
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November 21, 2017Monologue: Marina Abramović is Your Kid’s New Soccer Coach and the Team is Down by Nine Goals at the Half
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November 14, 2017Monologue: I Do Not Recall Whether or Not I Am Jeff Sessions
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October 31, 2017Monologue: The Ghost That’s Haunting Me Mansplains How Breathing Works
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October 23, 2017Monologue: I Am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night
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October 20, 2017Monologue: I’m a Millennial With a Microphone Strapped to My Head, So You Better Listen to Me
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October 2, 2017Monologue: Hello, I’m the Token Precocious Child On Whatever the Latest HBO Show Is
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September 21, 2017Monologue: I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk
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September 15, 2017Monologue: I Am Sun Tzu: Please Do Not Renovict Me
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September 14, 2017Monologue: I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood