Short Imagined Monologues
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February 8, 2017Monologue: I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom
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February 8, 2017Monologue: I Am the Host of a Travel Show That is an Elaborate Ruse to Mask My Intense Fear of Commitment
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February 6, 2017Monologue: The First Law of Thermodynamics Has Had Enough of Your Shit
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February 3, 2017Monologue: Oh, Am I Ever Angry With the Opposing Sports Team Right Now!
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February 1, 2017Monologue: My Very Good Black History Month Tribute to Some of the Most Tremendous Black People
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January 27, 2017Monologue: A Proctor’s Introduction to an Extremely Unstandardized Test
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January 26, 2017Monologue: I’m a Flawed Character from a Critically Acclaimed Television Show
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January 23, 2017Monologue: I Bring the Soul-Defiling Spirit of True Norwegian Black Metal to Our Corporate Office Environment
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January 12, 2017Monologue: I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead
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January 11, 2017Monologue: Vsem Dasvidaniya!: An Expelled Russian Diplomat Says Goodbye to NYC
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January 9, 2017Monologue: Simone de Beauvoir: SAT Tutor
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January 4, 2017Monologue: President Obama’s Final Weekly Address
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May 18, 2011I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
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July 5, 2017Welcome to Our Startup Where Everyone is 23 Years Old Because We Believe Old People Are Visually Displeasing and Out of Ideas
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July 12, 2017How to Talk to Your Teen About Colluding With Russia
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July 11, 2017Donald Trump Jr. Reviews Famous Works of Literature
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July 21, 2017Hemingway’s “Hills Like White Elephants” from the “The Girl’s” Point of View
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July 21, 2017List: Anagrams of “Ernest Hemingway” That Could Sort of Almost Be Titles of His Novels
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July 21, 2017Ernest Goes to Key West
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July 21, 2017List: Ernest Hemingway or Captions from Governor Scott Walker’s Instagram?