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December 17, 2018

Just Let Me Have a Robust Debate With Your Adolescent Son

by Dave Anderson
December 12, 2018

I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around

by Kashana Cauley
December 5, 2018

Hi, It’s Me, the Girlfriend of a Marvel Superhero Trying to Return this Used Car

by Karen Chee
November 30, 2018

I’m Hanukkah and I’m Living My Best Life So Deal With It

by Hanna LoPatin
November 29, 2018

I Am a Liberal Comedian and I Am Ready to Perform Ally-Ship By Calling Conservatives Gay Every Chance I Get

by Garrett Schlichte
October 24, 2018

I’m Your Spaghetti Strap Sports Bra, and I’m Here to Sabotage Your High-Impact Workout

by Kinsey Gidick
October 22, 2018

Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club

by Marisela Grajeda Gonzalez
October 8, 2018

I’m the Tech Venture Capitalist Giving You the Freedom to Barely Scrape By

by Erica Lies
October 2, 2018

I’m the 19th Cupholder In a Subaru Ascent and I’m a Very Big Deal

by Mayur Chauhan
September 20, 2018

It’s Me, the Plucky, Unlikely Heroine of the Children’s Books That Defined You

by Ali Elkin
September 11, 2018

I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters

by Thea Raymond-Sidel
September 6, 2018

I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided

by David Bradley Isenberg

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November 20, 2017

Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions

by John Rauschenberg
January 24, 2020

Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead

by Lucy Huber and Joanna Davis
January 14, 2020

How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps

by Kristen Mulrooney
January 21, 2020

If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition

by Amanda Lehr

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January 24, 2020

Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead

by Lucy Huber and Joanna Davis
January 24, 2020

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by Dan Caprera and Alex Baia
January 24, 2020

Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own

by Jennie Egerdie and Natalie Sayth
January 23, 2020

The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans

by Chas Gillespie