Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
-
March 17, 2017Monologue: A Host’s Welcome Message to Her Fetal Guest
-
March 16, 2017Monologue: I Totally Forgot We Were Supposed to Dismantle Capitalism Today and Now I’m Standing in Line for a Cronut
-
March 13, 2017Monologue: I Had an Experience on The Bachelor, and It Truly Was an Experience Journey
-
March 7, 2017Monologue: Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Our Lord and Savior, Cold Brew Coffee?
-
March 6, 2017Monologue: The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It
-
March 3, 2017Monologue: Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
-
March 2, 2017Monologue: I Am the World’s Most Fuckable Conservative Wunderkind and I Demand Your Respect
-
February 28, 2017Monologue: Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
-
February 23, 2017Monologue: McCain the Elder at Pompeii
-
February 22, 2017Monologue: Betsy DeVos Delivers the Morning Announcements
-
February 9, 2017Monologue: I’m an Anthropomorphic Lady Jar of Mayonnaise and I’m Ready to Play Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live
-
February 8, 2017Monologue: I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom