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Short Imagined Monologues
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October 23, 2017Monologue: I Am the Picasso of Wine and Painting Night
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October 20, 2017Monologue: I’m a Millennial With a Microphone Strapped to My Head, So You Better Listen to Me
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October 2, 2017Monologue: Hello, I’m the Token Precocious Child On Whatever the Latest HBO Show Is
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September 21, 2017Monologue: I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk
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September 15, 2017Monologue: I Am Sun Tzu: Please Do Not Renovict Me
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September 14, 2017Monologue: I’m a Male Author Photo, Hear Me Brood
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September 11, 2017Monologue: I Am a Successful YouTube Video Game Streamer and I Believe Racial Slurs Are Essential to Gaming
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August 31, 2017Monologue: When It Comes to Tech Meetups, I’m a Three-a-Day Guy
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August 18, 2017Monologue: I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit
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August 14, 2017Monologue: President Trump’s Statement Following the Events in The Sound of Music
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August 10, 2017Monologue: I’m a Teenager in High School as Portrayed By an Adult Woman On TV
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August 5, 2017Monologue: I Love This Morbidly Obese Comedian and His Curvy Body
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