Daily humor
almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
NEW BOOK ALERT
It’s finally here. Our 680-page, three-pound humor anthology, KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING: TWENTY-ONE YEARS OF HUMOR FROM McSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY is now available to order.
Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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October 22, 2018Hi, I’m the Lone Woman of Color in Your Book Club
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October 8, 2018I’m the Tech Venture Capitalist Giving You the Freedom to Barely Scrape By
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October 2, 2018I’m the 19th Cupholder In a Subaru Ascent and I’m a Very Big Deal
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September 20, 2018It’s Me, the Plucky, Unlikely Heroine of the Children’s Books That Defined You
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September 11, 2018I, Lucius Malfoy, Have Regularly Considered Leaving the Death Eaters
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September 6, 2018I Am Brett Kavanaugh, and I Believe the 2017 Academy Award for Best Picture May Have Been Wrongly Decided
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August 8, 2018I am the Composer of Veterinarian Hold Music
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July 17, 2018Patrick Bateman, American Millennial
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July 16, 2018Meet Your Cool New Boss
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July 13, 2018I’m Friday the 13th’s Jason Voorhees. I’ve Been Reading Feminist Theory and Won’t Be Killing Any Over-Sexualized Teenagers This Summer
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July 10, 2018I Am a Woman Who Wants You to Hock That Sweet Loogie Over My Way, Big Boy
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June 27, 2018It’s Me, the Light-Skinned Black Girl In Your School’s Diversity Pamphlet
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