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Short Imagined Monologues
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April 21, 2017Monologue: A Few Words from Juicero’s Frazzled Dad
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April 19, 2017Monologue: What Your Teen Blog Needs is My Unique 40-Year-Old, White, Male Voice
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April 18, 2017Monologue: My Opinion On Healthcare Policy is Whatever Yours Is, Dean of Medical School Admissions
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April 13, 2017Monologue: My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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April 11, 2017Monologue: I’m a TV News Journalist and Man, Do I Ever Love Bombs
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April 6, 2017Monologue: Manic Pixie Dream Girls Anonymous
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March 31, 2017Monologue: Vladimir Nabokov Joins the White House Press Corps
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March 28, 2017Monologue: I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
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March 24, 2017Monologue: I BUY JUNK CARS AND RUN-DOWN HOUSES FOR CASH $$$. ALSO, IF YOU HAVE ANY FREE TIME, I WOULD JUST LOVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO
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March 23, 2017Monologue: I Don’t Need a Man — Unless You Know Someone
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March 22, 2017Monologue: Agent Cody Banks Steps Down from the CIA
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March 21, 2017Monologue: Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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