LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
Short Imagined Monologues
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June 5, 2018I’m a Copy of Born to Run in a Bed Bath & Beyond and I’m Pulling Out of Here to Win
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June 4, 2018Rilke Dangerfield
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May 31, 2018It’s Me, Melania! I Am Right Here! Everything is Fine!
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May 2, 2018I’m Your Outdoor Dream Girl and Not an Evil Wood Nymph Who Wants to Steal Your Soul
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April 25, 2018As a New Yorker, I Am Many Things
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April 9, 2018I’m a Woman On Vacation Doing Yoga and Why the Hell Did I Do This to Myself?
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April 5, 2018I Am the Off-Screen Bathroom Renovation Project That Justifies the Male Lead’s Infidelity in This Indie Movie
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March 22, 2018I’m Truth-O, Your New Honest Facebook Assistant!
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February 23, 2018I’m Wayne LaPierre, and I Fight for Gun Rights Because Every Firearm Is a Sentient Being Containing the Souls of Our Ancestors
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February 9, 2018I’m Just a Misunderstood Marbled Crayfish (Overlord) Who is Certainly Not Planning World Domination
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February 2, 2018I’m Some Guy’s Ill-Informed Political Twitter Thread
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January 11, 2018The Sad Trombone’s Lament
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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September 21, 2020The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes
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September 21, 2020Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
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September 21, 2020
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over