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Short Imagined Monologues
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March 6, 2017Monologue: The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It
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March 3, 2017Monologue: Noam Chomsky Explains Why His Lecture Series on the United States Government’s History of Intervention in Central America is Sponsored by Michelob Ultra
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March 2, 2017Monologue: I Am the World’s Most Fuckable Conservative Wunderkind and I Demand Your Respect
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February 28, 2017Monologue: Mary, 487 Thunder Road, Neptune, NJ
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February 23, 2017Monologue: McCain the Elder at Pompeii
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February 22, 2017Monologue: Betsy DeVos Delivers the Morning Announcements
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February 9, 2017Monologue: I’m an Anthropomorphic Lady Jar of Mayonnaise and I’m Ready to Play Steve Bannon on Saturday Night Live
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February 8, 2017Monologue: I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom
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February 8, 2017Monologue: I Am the Host of a Travel Show That is an Elaborate Ruse to Mask My Intense Fear of Commitment
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February 6, 2017Monologue: The First Law of Thermodynamics Has Had Enough of Your Shit
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February 3, 2017Monologue: Oh, Am I Ever Angry With the Opposing Sports Team Right Now!
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February 1, 2017Monologue: My Very Good Black History Month Tribute to Some of the Most Tremendous Black People
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