Short Imagined Monologues

Monologue: The New Smoothie Place Around the Corner is Delicious and Definitely Not a Cult!

Monologue: I Work at the Desk Next to You, and Did You Know I Just Saved Fifteen Seconds Using Keyboard Shortcuts?

Monologue: I’m One of Those Nice Guys

Monologue: I’m the Person Everyone is Trying to Convince Not to Vote for Donald Trump on Social Media

Monologue: Wedding Vows to My Work Wife

Monologue: An Impassioned Plea From a Gary Johnson Swing State Precinct Captain

Monologue: I Wish I Had More Than Eight Minutes With a Patient to Show Him I Don’t Care If He Lives or Dies

Monologue: I’m Mad as Hell, and I’m Only Going to Put Up With It for Another Ten or Fifteen Years

Monologue: I’m EpiPen and I Haven’t Changed One Bit

Monologue: Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme

Monologue: Hi, I’m a Mentally Ill Person as Portrayed in a Movie!

Monologue: Assuming My Alcohol Ankle Monitor is Off, My Wife’s Incarceration is Over and I Can Get my Swimsuit Fixed, I Plan to Kick Some Ass at the 2020 Summer Olympics