LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
Short Imagined Monologues
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April 21, 2017A Few Words from Juicero’s Frazzled Dad
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April 19, 2017What Your Teen Blog Needs is My Unique 40-Year-Old, White, Male Voice
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April 18, 2017My Opinion On Healthcare Policy is Whatever Yours Is, Dean of Medical School Admissions
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April 13, 2017My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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April 11, 2017I’m a TV News Journalist and Man, Do I Ever Love Bombs
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April 6, 2017Manic Pixie Dream Girls Anonymous
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March 31, 2017Vladimir Nabokov Joins the White House Press Corps
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March 28, 2017I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
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March 24, 2017I BUY JUNK CARS AND RUN-DOWN HOUSES FOR CASH $$$. ALSO, IF YOU HAVE ANY FREE TIME, I WOULD JUST LOVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO
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March 23, 2017I Don’t Need a Man — Unless You Know Someone
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March 22, 2017Agent Cody Banks Steps Down from the CIA
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March 21, 2017Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 24, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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July 7, 2020An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before
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July 7, 2020
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July 7, 2020I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To