LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
Short Imagined Monologues
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June 2, 2017I’m a Baby Boomer and I’m Mad That the World Isn’t a Stagnant Rock
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June 1, 2017I Am the Fox & Friends Couch
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May 30, 2017I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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May 16, 2017Back in the Good Old Days, We Had Facts
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May 15, 2017I’m a Creative Director and I Want to Bounce Ideas Off Your Face
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May 11, 2017I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt
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May 4, 2017I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something
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April 28, 2017Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say
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April 25, 2017Lois Lane Explains White Male Privilege to Superman
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April 21, 2017A Few Words from Juicero’s Frazzled Dad
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April 19, 2017What Your Teen Blog Needs is My Unique 40-Year-Old, White, Male Voice
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April 18, 2017My Opinion On Healthcare Policy is Whatever Yours Is, Dean of Medical School Admissions
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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March 31, 2020Frog and Toad Are Self-Quarantined Friends
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September 21, 2020The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes
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September 21, 2020Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
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September 21, 2020
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over