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Short Imagined Monologues

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October 21, 2016

Monologue: Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?

by Ben Godar
October 20, 2016

Monologue: The New Smoothie Place Around the Corner is Delicious and Definitely Not a Cult!

by Natasha Vaynblat
October 19, 2016

Monologue: I Work at the Desk Next to You, and Did You Know I Just Saved Fifteen Seconds Using Keyboard Shortcuts?

by Manny Morone
October 17, 2016

Monologue: I’m One of Those Nice Guys

by Chas Gillespie
October 14, 2016

Monologue: I’m the Person Everyone is Trying to Convince Not to Vote for Donald Trump on Social Media

by Gareth Strode
October 4, 2016

Monologue: Wedding Vows to My Work Wife

by Katie Barsotti
September 30, 2016

Monologue: An Impassioned Plea From a Gary Johnson Swing State Precinct Captain

by Bruce Holsinger
September 29, 2016

Monologue: I Wish I Had More Than Eight Minutes With a Patient to Show Him I Don’t Care If He Lives or Dies

by Bryan Duff
September 21, 2016

Monologue: I’m Mad as Hell, and I’m Only Going to Put Up With It for Another Ten or Fifteen Years

by Wen Powers
September 13, 2016

Monologue: I’m EpiPen and I Haven’t Changed One Bit

by David Henne
September 9, 2016

Monologue: Son, Don’t Make Any Weird Faces During This Sporting Event or You’ll Probably Become an Internet Meme

by Jory John
September 8, 2016

Monologue: Hi, I’m a Mentally Ill Person as Portrayed in a Movie!

by Jeffrey Blum

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July 11, 2018

Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses

by Devorah Blachor
May 8, 2019

Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door

by Elizabeth Preston
May 20, 2019

I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent

by Tom Smyth
May 13, 2019

Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?

by Caitlin Kunkel

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by Ginny Hogan and Eva Hill
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by Sam Weiner
May 23, 2019

I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell

by Andrew Paul
May 23, 2019

List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause

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