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Short Imagined Monologues
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December 15, 2016Monologue: A New Mother Runs Into an Old Friend Who Doesn’t Recognize Her, But It’s OK Because She’s Totally Chill About It
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December 9, 2016Monologue: The Grim Reaper is Just Your Everyday, Average Millennial
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December 3, 2016Monologue: Dad of Newborn Girl Explains the Importance of Women’s Issues to a Table of Women at a Coffee Shop
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December 2, 2016Monologue: Jimmy Fallon’s 2017 White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speech
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December 1, 2016Monologue: A Shonda Rhimes Monologue for the Millennial Woman
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November 30, 2016Monologue: My Very Real, Totally Not Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend Responds to Those Who Doubt Her Existence
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November 22, 2016Monologue: As I Prepare for the TSA to Ravage My Afro for Weapons
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October 27, 2016Monologue: Rick Bayless’s Wife Weighs In On Tonight’s Dinner Plans
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October 26, 2016Monologue: Hello, I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I’m Here to Take Your Guns
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October 24, 2016Monologue: I’m a Person-Shaped Colony of the Measles Virus, and I Want Your Vote!
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October 21, 2016Monologue: Why Won’t You Kids Go to Sleep and Let Me Read Badfinger’s Wikipedia Page in Peace?
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October 20, 2016Monologue: The New Smoothie Place Around the Corner is Delicious and Definitely Not a Cult!
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes