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Short Imagined Monologues
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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April 15, 2021Low-Rise Jeans Are Back to Ruin Your Life
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April 14, 2021I Am Alexander the Great, and I Am Terrible at Risk
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April 8, 2021I Am the Christmas Lights You Still Have Up and I Am Begging You, Please Take Me Down
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April 5, 2021I’m the Mechanic Who Built the Magic School Bus, and I Am Tired of Ms. Frizzle Getting All the Credit
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April 1, 2021I Am the Court Stenographer at the Derek Chauvin Trial and I Am Coming Unhinged
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March 30, 2021It’s Me, the Diner Who Never Tips, and I’m Absolutely Thrilled Your Restaurant Is Reopening
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March 19, 2021Alfred Pennyworth Gives Gotham School Children a Tour of the Batcave
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March 15, 2021The Guy Holding “THE END IS NEAR!” Sign Would Like a Word
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March 12, 2021I’m the Package You Impulse-Ordered Three Days Ago and No, I’m Not Going to Make You Feel Any Better
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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March 3, 2021I’m All for Letting the Free Market Decide Things Unless It Decides to Stop Publishing Racist Children’s Books
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