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Short Imagined Monologues
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April 5, 2021I’m the Mechanic Who Built the Magic School Bus, and I Am Tired of Ms. Frizzle Getting All the Credit
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April 1, 2021I Am the Court Stenographer at the Derek Chauvin Trial and I Am Coming Unhinged
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March 30, 2021It’s Me, the Diner Who Never Tips, and I’m Absolutely Thrilled Your Restaurant Is Reopening
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March 19, 2021Alfred Pennyworth Gives Gotham School Children a Tour of the Batcave
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March 15, 2021The Guy Holding “THE END IS NEAR!” Sign Would Like a Word
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March 12, 2021I’m the Package You Impulse-Ordered Three Days Ago and No, I’m Not Going to Make You Feel Any Better
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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March 3, 2021I’m All for Letting the Free Market Decide Things Unless It Decides to Stop Publishing Racist Children’s Books
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March 3, 2021It’s Me, Your Former Junior High School Bully, and I’m Sorry to Inform You That Karma Hasn’t Caught Up With Me Yet
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February 26, 2021As a Staunch Defender of American Liberty, I Refuse to Let Trans People Infringe on My Rights as a White, Straight, Cisgender Congresswoman from Georgia
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February 25, 2021A Grizzled, Months-Old Chrome Tab Welcomes a Fresh-Faced New Tab to My Browser Window
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February 23, 2021Will Hunting on Why He Shouldn’t Get an MFA
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