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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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February 4, 2015Monologue: A Quick Update from Your Late Irregular Period
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January 30, 2015Monologue: I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial
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January 27, 2015Monologue: I am the Fucking Managing Editor of the Weather.com Homepage
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January 20, 2015Monologue: This Conversation is a Series of Gratuitous References to Validate My Intelligence to You
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January 5, 2015Monologue: The Creator of Truck Nutz On What Inspired His Invention
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December 22, 2014Monologue: Noted Social Psychologist George Herbert Mead Analyzes Ugly Sweater Parties
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December 18, 2014Monologue: Serial’s Sarah Koenig On Santa’s Alleged Hit-and-Run Murder of Grandma
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December 15, 2014Monologue: Lance Kilmartin, the Yankee Candle Company’s Lead Scent Architect, is Going Through a Rough Patch at Work
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December 11, 2014Monologue: I Am a Police Officer Whose Use of Lethal Force is Perfectly Consistent
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December 10, 2014Monologue: A Stay-at-Home Dad’s Promise to His Son
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November 5, 2014Monologue: Peter Pan’s Middle School Assembly D.A.R.E. Speech
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October 29, 2014Monologue: The Reality You Must Accept Upon Setting Foot in My Chipotle
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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