EXCITING BOOK NEWS
Congrats to Daniel Gumbiner and his book The Boatbuilder, which has just been long-listed for the 2018 National Book Award For Fiction!
Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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September 16, 2014Monologue: Alexander Graham Bell Has Had Just About Enough of Your Shit
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September 12, 2014Monologue: Botticelli’s Venus Wants You to Go Away
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September 9, 2014Monologue: Yeah, Well the Weather Doesn’t Want to Talk About You Either
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September 5, 2014Monologue: Tennessee Titans’ Head Coach Ken Whisenhunt’s Spirit Animal is a Football
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August 20, 2014Monologue: A Few Words from Roscoe’s Italian Eatery and Café’s Human Billboard and Doomsayer
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August 11, 2014Monologue: The Owner of Sharky’s Big and Tall By the Beach Addresses Some Nasty Rumors
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July 8, 2014Monologue: I’m the Guy Who Ties the Scarves Onto Steven Tyler’s Mic Stand
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June 26, 2014Monologue: A Few Words from the Scientist Who Invented Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet
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June 23, 2014Monologue: A Bear Explains How to Survive a Bear Attack
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June 16, 2014Monologue: I Feel Like I’m the Only One Who’s Trying to Get This Narcissist Support Group Off the Ground
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June 5, 2014Monologue: Hi, I’m the New Guy With a Really Bad Cold
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May 29, 2014Monologue: The Toothbrush You Just Threw Away Has Some Questions About the Seven 12-oz. Mountain Dews in Your Trash
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