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Short Imagined Monologues
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October 30, 2015An Anarchist History Teacher Gives His Fourth Graders a Halloween Lesson
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October 13, 2015A Leaf Peeper Shuts His Eyes
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September 29, 2015On Fleek’s Eulogy for Ratchet
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September 16, 2015Crossfit’s Film Critic Wins a 2018 National Magazine Award
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September 11, 2015I Love Fiddler On the Roof. So I Decided to Live It
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September 9, 2015I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy! I’m a Jimmy John’s Delivery Boy!
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August 27, 2015I Am the Moment Right Before the Beat Drops
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August 25, 2015I Am the Freshest Comedy Aggregator On the Internet
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August 18, 2015I Am the Masked Vigilante of Bud Light’s Whatever, USA
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August 11, 2015Me Commercial Husband
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August 4, 2015An Extremely Pregnant Woman Has a Few Questions for the Motherhood Maternity Customer Service Desk
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July 21, 2015Mr. McGee Sits Down With Part-Time Employee Prince to Discuss His Performance Review
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans