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Short Imagined Monologues
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June 2, 2015Monologue: Let Me Promote Your Brand and Create Your Social Ecosystem Through the Humble Power of Storytelling
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May 27, 2015Monologue: A Guy Who Overestimated Swine Flu Emerges From His Bunker
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May 20, 2015Monologue: I’m Not Going to Teleport to Stop & Shop Just Because You Are Out of Contact Lens Solution
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May 7, 2015Monologue: The Hamburglar Speaks
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April 6, 2015Monologue: God Laments His NCAA Tournament Bracket
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March 12, 2015Monologue: Robespierre, the Insult Comic Who Works Only With Esoteric Art References
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March 10, 2015Monologue: I’m America’s Latest Politically Divisive Issue
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March 4, 2015Monologue: Michel Foucault Complains to His Building’s Super
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February 24, 2015Monologue: Jesus Christ Tells His Parents He Wants to Pursue a Career in Comedy
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February 17, 2015Monologue: T.S. Eliot Sees Cats for the First Time
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February 4, 2015Monologue: A Quick Update from Your Late Irregular Period
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January 30, 2015Monologue: I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 19, 2019Monologue: A Future Message From Generation X’s Reverse Mortgage Pitchman, Trent Reznor
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes