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Short Imagined Monologues
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July 25, 2013Monologue: A Difficult Second Album Meets its Band
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July 11, 2013Monologue: Your First Short Story Speaks
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June 21, 2013Monologue: The Higgs Boson Calls a Press Conference
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June 12, 2013Monologue: A Business Card Laments
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May 29, 2013Monologue: I’m Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, King of the Fucking Sea
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May 20, 2013Monologue: A Hypnotized Person Tries to Have Sex With a Chair
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May 7, 2013Monologue: A Few Words From a Genetically Modified Eggplant
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April 15, 2013Monologue: Terrence Malick at the Delicatessen
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April 2, 2013Monologue: A Government Wasteocrat Comes Clean
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February 26, 2013Monologue: White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
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February 12, 2013Monologue: Grandson, I Lied When I Said I Hurt My Knee in the War; It Happened During an Improv Scene
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February 8, 2013Monologue: A Farewell Speech From the Monopoly Iron
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January 30, 2019Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult
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September 19, 2017If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
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February 8, 2019List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious
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February 4, 2019I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors
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