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SETLISTS FOR YOUNG VOICES
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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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July 31, 2013Monologue: The Coach of the Youth Basketball Team That Sells Candy on the Subway Breaks Some Bad News
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July 25, 2013Monologue: A Difficult Second Album Meets its Band
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July 11, 2013Monologue: Your First Short Story Speaks
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June 21, 2013Monologue: The Higgs Boson Calls a Press Conference
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June 12, 2013Monologue: A Business Card Laments
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May 29, 2013Monologue: I’m Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, King of the Fucking Sea
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May 20, 2013Monologue: A Hypnotized Person Tries to Have Sex With a Chair
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May 7, 2013Monologue: A Few Words From a Genetically Modified Eggplant
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April 15, 2013Monologue: Terrence Malick at the Delicatessen
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April 2, 2013Monologue: A Government Wasteocrat Comes Clean
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February 26, 2013Monologue: White House Press Secretary Has a Few Words About the Secret Kill List
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February 12, 2013Monologue: Grandson, I Lied When I Said I Hurt My Knee in the War; It Happened During an Improv Scene
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