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almost every day
since 1998.
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since 1998.
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Short Imagined Monologues
Send your short imagined monologues to websubmissions@mcsweeneys.net.
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December 19, 2013Monologue: I’m the Best Story Idea You’ve Ever Had
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December 18, 2013Monologue: Thornton Wilder at 15
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December 9, 2013Monologue: Kirk Cameron Records the Audiobook Version of the Dinosaur Erotica Novel In the Velociraptor’s Nest
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November 27, 2013Monologue: A Turkey Has a Few Words to Say About Turduckens
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November 21, 2013Monologue: Selfie’s Word of the Year Acceptance Speech
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October 31, 2013Monologue: Frankenstein Have Big Night Ahead of Frankenstein
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October 24, 2013Monologue: I Will Continue Spending Money at Your Restaurant Until I Finish Your Placemat Maze and Not a Second Longer
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October 3, 2013Monologue: I am Clarence Fahnestock Memorial State Park, and This Government Shutdown is My Time to Shine
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August 8, 2013Monologue: A High School Chemistry Teacher Pitches a Product to Investors
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July 31, 2013Monologue: The Coach of the Youth Basketball Team That Sells Candy on the Subway Breaks Some Bad News
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July 25, 2013Monologue: A Difficult Second Album Meets its Band
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July 11, 2013Monologue: Your First Short Story Speaks
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776