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almost every day
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Short Imagined Monologues
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October 12, 2011Monologue: Yet Another Unnecessarily Long Monologue By a Supervillain as He Prepares to Kill His Nemesis
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September 28, 2011Monologue: Aging Action Star Loses His Edge
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September 21, 2011Monologue: A Screenwriter Wonders How the Hell He’s Going to Come Up With an Original Plot for a New Episode of Law & Order: SVU
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August 31, 2011Monologue: An Emerging Adult’s Plea for Sanity
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August 17, 2011Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time
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August 2, 2011Monologue: The Writer of a Cat Food Commercial Confronts a Focus Group
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July 13, 2011Monologue: A Timid Ghost Requests Help Exacting Vengeance
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June 29, 2011Monologue: A Teenage Philosopher Defends Missing Her Curfew
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June 22, 2011Monologue: A Woman, Returning to the Workforce After Having Children, Answers a STAR Behavioral Assessment Job Interview Question
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June 7, 2011Monologue: Virginia Woolf, Realtor, Invents the Mother-in-Law Suite
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April 11, 2011Monologue: Equivocating Economist Gives Forecast
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March 29, 2011Monologue: A Management Consultant Draws Upon His Life Experience to Illustrate a Point
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