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Short Imagined Monologues
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April 13, 2017My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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April 11, 2017I’m a TV News Journalist and Man, Do I Ever Love Bombs
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April 6, 2017Manic Pixie Dream Girls Anonymous
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March 31, 2017Vladimir Nabokov Joins the White House Press Corps
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March 28, 2017I’m Wes Anderson, and I’m Directing This FBI Investigation Into Russia and the Trump Campaign
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March 24, 2017I BUY JUNK CARS AND RUN-DOWN HOUSES FOR CASH $$$. ALSO, IF YOU HAVE ANY FREE TIME, I WOULD JUST LOVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO
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March 23, 2017I Don’t Need a Man — Unless You Know Someone
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March 22, 2017Agent Cody Banks Steps Down from the CIA
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March 21, 2017Peppermint Patty, Esq.
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March 20, 2017Not to Brag, But I’m Totally Intellectual Enough to Be Brutally Murdered by Fascists
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March 17, 2017A Host’s Welcome Message to Her Fetal Guest
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March 16, 2017I Totally Forgot We Were Supposed to Dismantle Capitalism Today and Now I’m Standing in Line for a Cronut
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