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Short Imagined Monologues
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June 25, 2012Monologue: A Mayoral Candidate Explains His Behavior at Last Night’s Debate
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June 18, 2012Monologue: An Antelope from The Lion King Wonders Why He Was Invited to the Celebration of Simba’s Birth
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June 11, 2012Monologue: Salvador Dali, Wedding Photographer
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June 5, 2012Monologue: A Classmate Has Some Notes About the Psychedelic-Mushroom Scene in Your Short Story
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May 29, 2012Monologue: Willy Loman Contemplates Twittercide
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May 15, 2012Monologue: A Frustrated Chief Executive Engineer Addresses His Staff Entirely Composed of Disney Imagineers
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May 7, 2012Monologue: A Failed Chef Has an Epiphany
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March 29, 2012Monologue: Ralph Waldo Emerson Pitches the Snuggie on the Home Shopping Network
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March 22, 2012Monologue: An All-American Percussionist’s Post-NCAA Tournament Game Recap
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February 22, 2012Monologue: An Abstinence Coach Struggles with Analogy
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February 13, 2012Monologue: My Wife Critiques My Plan to Quit My Job and Write the Next Horror Franchise
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February 8, 2012Monologue: I’ll Be Knocking Out Beautiful Poetry This Whole Goddamn Flight
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