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Short Imagined Monologues
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February 3, 2017Oh, Am I Ever Angry With the Opposing Sports Team Right Now!
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February 1, 2017My Very Good Black History Month Tribute to Some of the Most Tremendous Black People
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January 27, 2017A Proctor’s Introduction to an Extremely Unstandardized Test
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January 26, 2017I’m a Flawed Character from a Critically Acclaimed Television Show
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January 23, 2017I Bring the Soul-Defiling Spirit of True Norwegian Black Metal to Our Corporate Office Environment
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January 12, 2017I Tried to Order Coffee During a Date, But Had a Crisis About Systemic Bias Instead
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January 11, 2017Vsem Dasvidaniya!: An Expelled Russian Diplomat Says Goodbye to NYC
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January 9, 2017Simone de Beauvoir: SAT Tutor
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January 4, 2017President Obama’s Final Weekly Address
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January 3, 2017I’m the Female Voice in a Shoe Commercial and I’ve Accidentally Swallowed This Super Fab Stiletto
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December 20, 2016I Hope Russian Hackers Don’t Expose the Secret Emails With My Real-Life Secret Boyfriend, Jason Momoa!
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December 15, 2016A New Mother Runs Into an Old Friend Who Doesn’t Recognize Her, But It’s OK Because She’s Totally Chill About It
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