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May 16, 2017Back in the Good Old Days, We Had Facts
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May 15, 2017I’m a Creative Director and I Want to Bounce Ideas Off Your Face
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May 11, 2017I Am Diane Keaton’s Crisp White Shirt
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May 4, 2017I Remember When Being a Millennial Actually Meant Something
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April 28, 2017Thad, the Worst Student in Your Intro Class, Has Something to Say
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April 25, 2017Lois Lane Explains White Male Privilege to Superman
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April 21, 2017A Few Words from Juicero’s Frazzled Dad
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April 19, 2017What Your Teen Blog Needs is My Unique 40-Year-Old, White, Male Voice
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April 18, 2017My Opinion On Healthcare Policy is Whatever Yours Is, Dean of Medical School Admissions
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April 13, 2017My Life Might Look Great on Instagram, But Deep Down I’m Actually a Ciranolid Isopod
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April 11, 2017I’m a TV News Journalist and Man, Do I Ever Love Bombs
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April 6, 2017Manic Pixie Dream Girls Anonymous
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